A Cat Massage Tutorial - in song

Music, autotuned, and video edits by me

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LYRICS:

Champion, its time for a cat massage

Petting is just random petting
most people will go mid back
eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
If we understood meow our cats would tell us that petting is pa-say
because your cat wants a massage
no oils or lotions are needed
cat massage even helps some cat tolerate a bath
but I dont think we'll be showing that
eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Chorus:

If you're right handed use your right hand
if you're left handed use your right hand
left handers use right
or if you're right handed try using your left and vise a versa
use two hands to double your pleasure double your fun
here's how champ taught me
remember the ole Simon & Garfunkel song
"slow down, you're moving too fast"

If you're right handed use your right hand
if you're left handed use your right hand
left handers use right
or if you're right handed try using your left and vise a versa
use two hands to double your pleasure double your fun
here's how champ taught me
remember the ole Simon & Garfunkel song
"slow down, you're moving too fast"

Is your cat a talker if so cat massage
will bring out his best mega meow
we call it "power purring"
this is a really groovy move
groo-groovy move
Belly ram-ma! right out to the
chinny chin chin chinny chin chin
a cats tail is his badge-of-honor
so lets not neglect it not-not neglect it

*Repeat Chorus Twice*

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[MrScritzy]

eh eh eh eh eh this is a really groovy song so let's not neglect it

[crapoyo2]

This cat is too lucky ^^

[azure6680]

OMGeee...this video was already hysterical. You made it so awesome, the hook is so dayuuuum funny!

LMFAO

[theDJGgamer]

The cat disliked this video.

[TijdTekort]

This must be the 20st time I watched this video. The bass line is like perfect! It shows you really know what you're doing.

[TijdTekort]

For the record, danielson742 has more groove than a record.

[TijdTekort]

This is the best remix I've seen of this video.

[ninja123k]

nice backing vocals

[danielson742]

To all who are interested: I intentionally twisted the chorus...for good measure :D

[EchoUKProductions]

Great stuff, gonna share this link :-)

[UziBoxx]

nice song ^^ !!!

[Aaronandfabs]

@MrScritzy slow down, ur movin too fast :3