Gilmore Girls S05 - Clip 02.

Season 5: Clip 2
Speed Dating rocks.

- WOMAN: I'd like to welcome you all to today's speed-dating session. Many of you have been with us before. Many of you are first timers. So, for the latter group, here are the rules. Each couple will have one minute to talk and get a sense of the person across from them. When the bell rings, the women will get up and switch tables. Men, stay where you are. This will continue until every woman has met every man and after that it's up to you. Are you all ready? Then, let the dating begin.
- JACK: I'm Jack.
- PARIS: I'm Paris.
- JACK: Did your parents travel a lot?
- PARIS: Why?
- JACK: Your name's Paris.
- PARIS: No. Did your parents change flat tires a lot?
- JACK: What?
- PARIS: Or plug the phone into the wall a lot?
- JACK: No.
- PARIS: Great! So, we've cleared up that mystery. What's next on your fascinating list of talking points?
- JACK: Uh, what's your major?
- PARIS: Seriously, you've got one minute to make an impression and that's all you can come up with? You want to know my sign too, Jack? Or how about my favorite color? Or if I'm a Britney or a Christina? Here, I'll ask you a question. Was the last time you had an interesting thought, when you considered flinging yourself off a building?
- PARIS: Bye, Jack. I'll write Mother immediately.
- PARIS: Paris, and no my parents didn't travel.
- BILLY: Billy, and I have no idea what that means.
- PARIS: Never mind. So, what's your story, Billy?
- BILLY: Well, I'm a drama major.
- PARIS: Ding, ding, ding!
- PARIS: Doyle.
- DOYLE: Paris.
- PARIS: Surprised to see you here.
- DOYLE: I could say the same for you.
- PARIS: So, you find any good prospects?
- DOYLE: Oh, yes. One girl wants to have 11 children.
- PARIS: Good god!
- DOYLE: And the second one was cut off quickly, thank you by the way. I think the words 'latter day saints' were about to come out of her mouth.
- PARIS: I can't believe I came here.
- DOYLE: This is my third time.
- PARIS: You ever meet anyone you actually wanted to date?
- DOYLE: My bar is so not that high.
- PARIS: I don't see one person in this room that shouldn't be sterilized immediately.
- DOYLE: Right there with you.
- PARIS: So you've been reading about those skeletons they've been finding on the island of Flores, right?
- DOYLE: Oh, yeah, and they're only 13,000 years old. That's nothing in geological time.
- PARIS: They made tools and probably had a language. And--
- PARIS: Keep moving sister.
- DOYLE: They were supposed to be master hunters.
- PARIS: Even though they were diminutive in size.

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[SpaGirl85]

"Well I'm a Drama Major..."

"Ding Ding Ding"

LOL

[xXsickofdramaXx]

"was that last time you had a interesting thought when you considered flinging yourself off of a building? bye jack. ill write mother immediately."

haha wow i love paris!

[DontFeedTheSquirrels]

what episode please?

[700Bonnie]

someone should really select the clips with paris and doyle as a couple...God sees they made those last seasons worth watching...and ,of course,Rory and Logan,but they weren't even close as funny!!!

[Purdys]

OMG. I LOVE the look Jack gives the second guy Paris goes to when she sits down. That look of pure fear and sympathy for the guy. God I love Paris. Scene is brilliant.

[DizzyDior12]

Poor Jack, hahaha.

[amalikumude]

im a sweet gothic girl **naneedj.info**