Evidence For The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM Exists)
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This video offers an argument for the flying spaghetti monster: /watch?v=vLVcfScjRMo check it out!
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It makes perfect sense! Ramen!!!
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Every planet spins on an axis. Every solar system spins around a star. Every galaxy spins around, and we twirl our spaghetti around the fork to eat it - he is showing His Noodliness in these patterns.
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@IamKingOfHearts Lololol
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i was an atheist....until i was touched by his noodlyness
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@foojuice101 Ramen brother, by the grace of the FSM we shall be saved
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It must be hard, disbelievers and worshipers of false gods, to be struck with the sudden knowledge that a Hell of unimaginable suffering awaits you in the afterlife. You will suffer stale beer and STD infested hookers for all eternity.
But...there is a way to be saved!
Accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your true Lord and Saviour, and He will grant you passage into the divine Kingdom of Pasta. May His Noodliness bless you! R'amen!
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@YipVideos A fiery hell awaits you disbeleiver................
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@Elit499A LOL rAmen
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The lord Flying Spaghetti Monster, worketh in mysterious ways..................Bless his Noodly Appendages. RAmen
@kuchie406 maybe you look at the spagetti but you dont see it.
maybe you taste the awesome spagetti but you dont feel it within the core of your soul.
you too will be touched by his noodleness.
Ramen.
shadowkid1993 1 year ago 16
seems legit
warex3d 6 months ago 6