When You're Evil

Here I make Q seem responsible for all the misfortune aboard the Enterprise.

Song: Voltaire - "When You're Evil"

Lyrics:

When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm the bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm the pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told
Lord Beelzebub has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm the dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil

I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Star
• Trek
• TNG
• Voltaire
• When
• You're
• Evil

[JeuneFille]

Congrats on your win from the Creation Star Trek convention!  I'm a TOS girl at heart but this video got me interested in seeing more of Q.

[AutomaticShoes]

Thanks and I'm glad my video got you interested in Q!

I know where you're coming from. It was hard to move onto a new series with new actors/characters after falling in love with TOS. I thought I'd never like Next Generation. Now I love it!

[ViennaPetiaST]

Hey! Congrats on having your video shown at the convention! :D Well, at least I remember this video being there, anyway. I'm assuming it was yours. o.o

[AutomaticShoes]

Thanks! Glad you remembered it. And yes, it's my video. Was grateful to have it shared at the con.

[zvermilyer3]

I've never thought of Q as being evil. If he used his powers to spread death and destruction, he'd be evil, but he usually just uses them to irritate people. Really, he's more of a nuisance than anything else. The video is quite good, though.

[AutomaticShoes]

I agree! My video is just for laughs.

[robinmark64]

I think this is my favorite "favorite" YouTube EVER!!!!!!!! FANTASTIC!!

[ThePa1riot]

@FreakAboutSims3 QCEPTION!

[FreakAboutSims3]

Watch this one and then the Discord one.

[skywalker040]

Hehe, Q... He's such a mischievous bastard, but he's oh so much fun! Also, which episode did Picard walk into a wall? O.o I don't remember that...

[Nimiety327]

Nice idea to mix with song with Q scenes. While i dont think Q to be evil, this video is still very well though out. I tip my hat to you sir.

[ChupsChupa93]

Oh! That guy at 0:19!) Is it Captain Evidence?)) Капитан Очевидность, он же КЭП;) русские меня поймут:)

[Bobbobiam]

4:18

Best ever! Good job! Lotsa fun!

[Luther61466]

Even though I do not consider Q evil....this is a great video.

[CuteGallifreyian]

I kind of like this.... not that I ever considered Q as evil. I generally think of him as Puck the mischievous forest sprite laughing and saying "Lord, what fools these mortals be."

[MrZaphaell]

@Abena20 Except him... And some of us! :)