SH*Z Mormons Say

"Only a member of the LDS church would say that..."

The SH*Z glossary:
DTR = Define The Relationship. When two people like each other and aren't really sure what to do with it they "DTR" to figure things out. I guess that may only be a Utah Mormon thing haha :)
CTR = Choose The Right
EFY (songs) = EFY is a Mormon summer camp where kids go to meet each other and have fun. Whenever you go they give you a CD full of cheesy songs :3
Pre-mi = A mormon (usually boy) that hasn't served a mission yet, and therefore basically has no chance of getting married.
Word Of Wisdom = The Word Of Wisdom is a guideline followed by all LDS members! It's a list of things that they are strongly recommended not to do. It tells us not to drink, smoke, do stuff like that. Along with this it includes eating excessive amounts of food. Basically binging is against it as well.

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[Aug9nblick]

he's hot

[ktlynmariesmith]

hahahah "bless this doughnut"

all of this is so true haha

[cinderblokku]

Did you guys make the creeper face?

[EMIP305]

"David Archuleta is SOO mine after he gets back from his mission.." YEAH!!

[jbell007]

love how there's a trailer for a rated R movie before this!

[jberddd1]

kony 2012

[CasteloserROX101]

You should make a second one! I'll help ya out!

*helium voice* POPCORN POPPING ON THE APRICOT TREE!

"I was reading the Book of Numbers and I realized, I didn't have yours..."

"I can't...I'm Mormon.."

"What's your favorite temple?"

"Wait WHEN'S THE NEXT DANCE?!"

"I really wanna go to General Conference this year!"

[MissDeannaRose]

This is be called Shiz Pentecostals Say, haha :)

[emms1234x]

@bornbythesea I did XD

[PheonixWrong]

@SephraJardon Watch his other videos and see for yourself haha

[angelpie3749]

Funny, but in terms of religious versions of sh*t ____ says. The Catholic ones are funnier, as long as you get it.

[sheebabdooda]

Holy balls you're hot