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Cosmo Kramer - The ASSMAN (Seinfeld)

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Compilation of Kramer's Assman shenanigans as well as the "Stop Short" move. Episode: The Fusilli Jerry (Original airdate: April 27, 1995). All footage courtesy of NBC.

To see all the Seinfeld episodes, go to:
http://urlsnippy.com/Sein7hjmeu

Definition of stop short:
To brake suddenly in order to cop a feel while "restraining" your passenger from being thrown forward.
Source: urbandictionary

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  • ASSMAN!!!!

  • Dr. Cooperman is Amazing Larry

  • @Jawzdasigrho My friend in high school lost his the same way, he was forever known as "Poop Snake"

  • Did anyone else think Kramer's getting the "Assman" license plate was oddly prophetic? Because as we find out in the series finale, he's an ass, man. :P

  • Yes, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Cramer, THE ASSMAN!

  • "Assman? I'll give him Assman!"

  • Hey! The Assman is in town!!

    You got that straight!!

  • "mmm I stopped short" HAHAHAHA Frank Costanza rocks!

  • @oldmate6 Dr. Van Nostrand

  • I applied for Assman plates in Toronto, but they were turned down.

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