Woolie chooses MvC3 over sex. With two women. At the same time.

Pretty much one of the biggest fails in history.

Edit: I feel that i owe Woolie an apology for pretty much installing an impenetrable fortress of cock-blockage around him now that this video has made the front page of Destructoid (http://www.destructoid.com/man-gives-up-sex-with-two-women-in-order-to-play-mvc­3-194862.phtml)... but I won't lol.

Edit 2: Holy shit Kotaku front page.

Edit 3: Aight so after reading the comments here and from the other sites where this has been reposted, I just wanted to clarify a few things: to all of you calling this fake - and trust me, I know how unlikely it sounds (uh... no offense, buddy lol) - having known him for years now, Woolie is a lot of things (chiefly a piss-poor decision maker, but I digress) but a liar isn't one of them. I'm sure anyone who actually knows him will back me up on this, just as much as I know my saying these things probably won't change anyone's mind, but I felt like it was worth noting.

I uploaded this first and foremost so that our friends could have a laugh and give him a bit of a hard time; so now that this thing has exploded the way it has, the guilt has slowly but surely crept up on me and demanded that I stand up for my buddy... Or former buddy. I'm not too sure where we stand on that yet lol.

Now having said all that, isn't the story so much better when you know that this guy actually made this ridiculous choice anyways? lol

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• owned
• infinite sadness
• defence

[Soniwizard]

I'd rather play MVC than get herpes

Also sex is usually only put on a pedestal for those who don't get any. I'm sure Wooly's not too worried about it

[Darklyte510]

@Soniwizard I'm glad that you brought that up because since that time, Woolie's managed to land himself a very nice, sweet and obscenely cute lady friend that he's been seeing for a few months now :)

[dxrock16]

i like how pat is retarded in " two best friends" but in here he looks like a boss

[Darklyte510]

@dxrock16 aaaaaactually, he's always a bit of a re-re.

[LucasA84]

wolie made a video for machinima whts his chanel?

[Darklyte510]

@LucasA84 FYI I tried linking the videos for you but Youtube wouldn't let me. Weird.

[paynexkillerAOTF]

0:07 for pat.

[brianakacucuy]

Its Pat :D

[SuperMegaFl0yd]

@tratorta Wow, you're just unpleasant. Beauty isn't just skin deep. I happen to think Woolie is incredibly attractive. Not just because of his outward appearance but also because of his personality. You're a shallow, racist, unpleasant fuck and I bid you good day, sir.

[Ultimaniacx4]

@tratorta I agree about the hair, but what does skin color have to do with attractiveness?

[MegaDude626]

i came because people said that pat was in it

[tratorta]

oh yeah, look at Woolie, he's such a ladies man.

Looks so clean, beautiful clean hair, his clear white smooth skin and his eyes...awesome.

[ICBPenguin]

omg its Pat!

[gjbsaxman94]

oh god haha no one ever matches their voices

[FantasticFranco]

the BYE @ 1:25 sounds like the TOASTY guy from Mortal Kombat

[Kochokoi]

Pat!