Ever wonder what that fake diploma given out at the commencement ceremony says? Here's Linguistics graduate and UH Band/drumline member Keone Zirkle reading it to you.
"On behalf of the University of Hawai'i at Manoa, I want to congratulate you on this commencement day. Know that your university takes pride in your achievements and the diploma you have earned. Your degree represents a significant personal achievement. The knowledge, wisdom, and skills learned here will be of benefit to you throughout your life and contribute to the well being of the broader community of which we are all a part.
"All of us at the University of Hawai'i wish you success in the future and welcome you into the family of UH alumni. Aloha and best wishes."
tiyenin 2 years ago
I just found the original. It reads:
"On behalf of the University of Hawai'i at Manoa, I want to congratulate you on this commencement day. Know that your university takes pride in your achievements and the diploma you have earned. Your degree represents a significant personal achievement. The knowledge, wisdom, and skills learned here will be of benefit to you throughout your life and contribute to the well being of the broader community of which we are all a part.
tiyenin 2 years ago
Nice delivery!
ImariPorkRinds 4 years ago