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Uploaded by on May 3, 2009

PLEASE RATE FIVE STARS TO COUNTERACT THE ATTACKS BY ATHEIST VOTEBOTS!

Yes, that's me in our Old Town Vapor 12' XTS.

Here's the text:

"The time I spend in my kayak is very special to me. Alone, in the vast empty blueness, I often hear the still, small voice of the Holy Spirit as it speaks deep within me.

"The solitude refreshes my mind, and the Lord refreshes my spirit.

"And I know my body will become big and strong, ready to battle the daily attacks from the atheists who persecute me. Woe be it unto those who try to inflict harm upon a godly man."

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  • I heard this voice in your other videos... The voice is very Godly, is it actually Gods voice?

  • Actually, the voice-over for this one is the Mac's computer voice function reading the text; hence it sounds a little robotic. The other voice you're referring to is actually my own with the pitch lowered a few steps and lots of reverb added. So they are close but not exactly the same. You have a good ear to catch the similarity.

  • So this HUGO dude is really you, Cody? No wonder it sounds like shit!

  • The person was referring to the voice reading the main text. That was the computer's. The voice of God on my other videos is my voice modified. Hugo is Hugo, and no one can imitate him. And if you think he sounds that bad, it's only because your sensibilities have been warped by a steady diet of the likes of Eddie Vedder and Justin Timberlake.

Top Comments

  • Lets hope that cunts Kayak sinks and he suffers a horrible death by drowning I'd give 5 stars to that ...

  • Haha yeah a truly disgusting little creep

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  • LOL ... the music!

  • @GlorifiedTruth

    Justin Timberlake is nothing without the multinational companies who finance his stuff. With the right backing Pastor Ronald Cody could be transformed into a pop icon. That's the nature of our pop musical culture, it is driven by mass media and hype. The average pop/rap star knows practically nothing about music or how to compose or write songs.

    And that's the truth 'cause Stone Cold sez so.

  • who's Chris T ???

  • Nevermind the kayak. Try walking on water.

  • Atheist votebots? None of your videos have been attacked by votebots... in fact, most of them only have a few dozen votes. That's not evidence of votebots at all.

  • Beware the still, small voices of spirits speaking deep within you, they can often be deceptive.

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