The Bisexual Song (Not the Eric Idle Song)

The Bisexual Song (Not the Eric Idle Song)

Isn't it awfully nice to be bisexual?
Isn't it fucking great to swing both ways?
We're ambisextrous like no other
we can get off with each other
as well as with the heterosexuals and the gays.

So three cheers for your favorite switch-hitter!
Hooray for your neighborhood fence-sitter!
We pleasure male and female parts--
we're PhDs in sexual arts!
You get one life upon this world
so don't miss kissing boys and girls.

And fuck all of the haters who think our nature is a sin,
'cuz when you're playing for both teams, you're gonna win.

Lyrics & performance by Glen Callender

http://www.ThatsSoBi.com

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• bisexual
• bisexuality
• bisexuals
• Monty
• Python
• song
• parody
• Glen
• Callender
• foreskin
• T-shirt

[HowlMagic95]

Creative.

[GretchenDawntreader]

I love it!

[xjedixwarriorx]

I <3 you dude

[INDwolfgirl]

lol I loved it, go being Bisexual

[Devourthebook15]

FUCK YEAH! XD

You get one life upon this world

so don't miss kissing boys and girls.

Brilliant. Haha!

[mateovlogs]

That was fucking awesome. Great job.

[1gallifrey1]

That's AMAZING!!! That was so bloody good!! I'm not Bi, but I'm a supporter of gays and that was great! Eric Idle would be proud!

[thedancingjessa]

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

[Bonobo3D]

Bravo!