Sales Rap Parody Song - ' Sales Appeal ' by Victor Antonio, Atlanta Georgia

Sales Rap Parody - ' Sales Appeal ' LYRICS:

This is Victor Antonio with another Sales Influence Production
Come at you live with my first Sales Rap...Sales Appeal...check it out.
 
I sell in the east, I sell in the west,
I sell to the world because I'm the best
I don't discriminate, I regulate real nice
I'll sell to anyone who'll pay that price
Aw damn man now don't get mad
Cause you lost that sale that you thought you had
I did what I did, yeah I stole that deal
So maybe you ought to get some Sales Appeal
 
Patty Cake Patty Cake bakers man, make your money as fast as you can,
Put it in the pipeline and mark it with a V,  put it in column under V.I.C.
Victor, Victor yeah he's our man, if he can't sell it no one can
Hit that quota, close that deal Show them how you have real sales appeal
 
So a client calls up says he needs a quote
I said I'll be right over, let me grab my coat,
Multiple bids, the competition is tight,
But I ain't scared,  I know, I'm ready for that fight
Hit'em up, slice'em up, make'em fold,
Grind'em up, spit'em out man that's how I roll
Screw the competition I'mma make'em squeal,
Cause I'm the only one here with any Sales Appeal
 
Patty Cake Patty Cake bakers man, make your money as fast as you can,
Put it in the pipeline and mark it with a V,  put it in column under V.I.C.
Victor, Victor yeah he's our man, if he can't sell it no one can
Hit that quota, close that deal Show them how you have real sales appeal
 
Ha, ha,  Victor Antonio, Sales Influence
The real deal Greenfield,
creativity gone made,...
make your money, get your sales appeal on
 
(sound) Telephone ringing
 
Bill, Victor Antonio, Sales Influence
Uh, yeah you ready to close that deal
Come again!  Did you say drop my price,
Bill, I'll drop my price if you drop your pants
What...
What you don't want to buy,
But you have to buy,  I'm VICTOR
I'm the best deal in town,
No, listen up, trust me
I'm Mr. Sales Appeal, You can't say no,
Wait, wait a minute.
Listen here...This is my world, you just a squirrel trying to grab my nuts
(CLICK) Hello, hello, hello, Bill...he hung up!
 
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My mentors include : Zig Ziglar Jim Rohn

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• sales
• rap
• song
• appeal
• victor
• antonio
• atlanta
• georgia
• trainer
• training
• fun
• humorous
• video
• competition
• closing
• deals

[TheSalesShowDavid]

OMG!

[rmbb10]

Love it.

[NationalSalesCenter]

Very Nice!

[secretingredient1]

Bravo,

creative and you don't take yourself too seriously.