GUARD 1: There he is!
GUARD 2: You won't get away so easy!
ALADDIN: You think that was easy?
(He looks at three women, laughing at him.)
GUARD 1: You two, over that way, and you, with me. We'll find him.
(ALADDIN pulls a sheet over him and wraps himself as a disguise. He rushes over to the women.)
ALADDIN: Morning, ladies.
WOMAN 1: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we Aladdin?
ALADDIN: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught--
ALADDIN: I'm in trouble!
GUARD: ...and this time--
ALADDIN: Perfect timing, Abu!
ABU: Hello!
ALADDIN: Come on, let's get outta here! Gotta keep...one jump ahead of the breadline One swing ahead of the sword I steal only what I can't afford That's everything! One jump ahead of the lawmen That's all, and that's no joke These guys don't appreciate I'm broke!
GUARDS: (one at a time) Riffraff! Street rat! Scoundrel! Take that!
ALADDIN: Just a little snack, guys!
GUARDS: Rip him open, take it back guys!
ALADDIN: I can take a hint, gotta face the facts You're my only friend, Abu!
WOMEN: Who?!?
(ALADDIN jumps off the platform to certain death, only to grab ABU's hands like an acrobat. The pair swing into a harem.) Oh, it's sad Aladdin's hit the bottom He's become a one-man rise in crime
WOMAN: I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em!
ALADDIN: Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat Tell you all about it when I got the time! One jump ahead of the slowpokes One skip ahead of my doom Next time gonna use a nom de plume. One jump ahead of the hitmen One hit ahead of the flock I think I'll take a stroll around the block.
(A chase sequence, in which ALADDIN and ABU, pursued by the GUARDS)
CROWD: Stop, thief! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal!
ALADDIN: Let's not be too hasty
(ALADDIN is surrounded by GUARDS in front of a door. The door opens and a large, ugly LADY comes out.)
LADY: Still I think he's rather tasty
ALADDIN: Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat Otherwise we'd get along!
GUARDS: WRONG!
GUARD 1: He's got a sword!
GUARD 2: You idiot--we've ALL got swords!!
ALADDIN: One jump ahead of the hoofbeats!
CROWD: Vandal!
ALADDIN: One hop ahead of the hump!
CROWD: Street rat!
ALADDIN: One trick ahead of disaster
CROWD: Scoundrel!
ALADDIN: They're quick--but I'm much faster
CROWD: Take that!
ALADDIN: Here goes, better throw my hand in Wish me happy landin' All I gotta do is jump!
ALADDIN: And now, esteemed effendi, we feast! All right!
ABU: Uh-oh!
(ABU takes a big bite of his food, but ALADDIN gets up and walks over to the children. The GIRL pulls her brother back.)
ALADDIN: Here, go on--take it.
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ALADDIN: What am I going to do? Jasmine won't even let me talk to her. I should have known I couldn't pull off this stupid prince wish. (ABU struggles with his elephant paws to open a banana. He squishes it, and the banana squirts into his eye. He then tosses the banana peel into a heaping pile of the same.)
GENIE: (to carpet, playing chess) So move! (CARPET does, knocking a black piece off the board.) Hey. That's a good move. (As Rodney Dangerfield) I can't believe it--I'm losing to a rug.
ALADDIN: Genie, I need help.
GENIE: (as Jack Nicholson) All right, sparky, here's the deal. You wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter, do ya follow me?
ALADDIN: What?
GENIE: (Back to normal, wearing a mortarboard. He points out his words on a blackboard) Tell her the...TRUTH!!!
ALADDIN: No way! If Jasmine found out I was really some crummy street rat, she'd laugh at me. (He puts on his turban, which lights up as the GENIE.)
GENIE: A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh! (ALADDIN pulls the chain turning off the light. GENIE comes out holding the real turban.) Al, all joking aside, you really oughtta be yourself.
ALADDIN: Hey, that's the last thing I want to be. Okay, I'm gonna go see her. I gotta be smooth, cool, confident. How do I look?
GENIE: (Sadly) Like a prince.
(ALADDIN flies up to the balcony on CARPET. JASMINE is on her bed, sighing. RAJAH is by her side.)
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Aladdin - One Jump Aheadby kelvin283922512,072 views
In the dub scene we must do Aladdin or we can dub Genie?
loguld 1 year ago
@loguld You have to dub Aladdin and then if you like Genie as well
TheInteractiveStudio 1 year ago