One Minute Tempest

William Shakespeare's The Tempest, as performed by the cast of Banana-nana-Ninja -- in one minute!

Created for the Black Tie Comedy Troupe for their One Minute Shakespeare contest.

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THE SCRIPT
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Miranda: If by your art, my dearest father, you have
Put the wild waters in this roar, allay them.

Prospero: No harm. I have done nothing but in care of thee.
'Tis time I should inform thee farther. Thy father
Was the Duke of Milan and a prince of power.

Miranda: What foul play had we, that we came from thence?

Prospero: My brother and thy uncle, call'd Antonio -
To credit his own lie, he did believe
He was indeed the Duke; a treacherous army
Levied, one midnight bore us some leagues to sea.
Here cease more questions: Thou art inclined to sleep.
Come away, servant, come.
Hast thou, spirit, perform'd to point
The tempest that I bade thee?

Ariel: To every article!
Is there more toil?

Prospero: Go hence, with diligence!
This gallant which thou seest was in
The wreck.

Miranda: Alack, for mercy!

Ferdinand: I'll make you the queen of Naples!

Prospero: I must uneasy make.

Alonso: O thou mine heir of Naples and of Milan,
What strange fish hath mad his meal on thee?

Antonio: I am right glad that he's so out of hope.

Ariel: You fools! I and my fellows are ministers of
Fate: the elements, of whom your swords are
Temper'd, may as well wound the loud winds.

Ferdinand: The mistress which I serve quickens what's dead and
Makes my labors pleasures.

Miranda: You look wearily.

Prospero: Fair encounter of two most rare affections!

Ariel: Just as you left them: all prisoners, sir.
They cannot budge till your release.

Prospero: No, for
You, most wicked sir, whom to call brother would
Even infect my mouth, I do forgive.
My dukedom of thee, which perforce, I know, Thou must restore.

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[DragonBallZknight1]

This is great...

[MorganoftheFaeries]

what did i just watch....

[simpsonfreak1996]

uh... what?

[PercyJacksonRox1]

Miranda the strawberry

Ariel the watermelon

Ferdinand the banana

LOL

[TokoBuds]

try reading it first

[G33k0fL1f3]

ummmm what just happened ... wow waste of a minute

[MissNaivety]

i can't understand what's going on...

[alamu77]

woooooww

[brobroface96]

uhhhh.... yep

[Usagi0911]

Best...Shakespeare play...EVER!!!! <3 <3 I couldnt stop watching it. XD