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Ducks Go Quack, Chickens Say Cluck - Onion Talks - Ep. 3

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Published on Oct 31, 2012

The duck says quack, while some animals on the farm take quite a different approach. Award-winning animal behaviorist Peter Garcia discusses these contrasting philosophies, and how we can reconcile them for a brighter future.

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  • rwarzor

    His delivery was so fucking spot on. I've heard so many TED speakers use the same sort of pauses and inflections that he uses, and the setup of the room was similarly fantastic.

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  • Nope Nopeington

    this guy needs a nobel peace prize 

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  • Jamie Guo

    its so fucking bullshit but at the same time it reaches deep into your spiritualistic soul and addresses the sociological elements of everyday communication.

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  • BlackCodLulz

    There's a close-up on a whitely dressed black person in every onion talk XD

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  • ZombieLincoln666

    He changed my life!

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  • crossxfuse

    i feel like my thesis presentation tomorrow will be like this.

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  • Frank Furcsa

    this talk was a quack ... ! This is idiotic ! People wake up !

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  • icarus313

    That. Was beautiful.

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  • Richard Coskey

    This is amazing on so many levels

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  • derangius

    His look in the end as he stares up into space with a smug look of accomplishment in his face couldn't have been performed better. How hireable is this guy as an actor!

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  • derangius

    How dare you imply we are ready to make to cow say quack!

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  • FaloRoy010203

    This guy has such deep insight. He needs a PhD in Philosophy.

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