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Ducks Go Quack, Chickens Say Cluck - Onion Talks - Ep. 3

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Published on Oct 31, 2012

The duck says quack, while some animals on the farm take quite a different approach. Award-winning animal behaviorist Peter Garcia discusses these contrasting philosophies, and how we can reconcile them for a brighter future.

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  • Nope Nopeington

    this guy needs a nobel peace prize

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  • Jane Meditz

    I don't think I've ever seen a more perfect satire in my entire life.

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  • Anders Butanol

    this is just like those ted talks, just some asshole talking about nothing

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  • SeattleMashUps

    well put

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  • John Michaelson

    Brilliant!

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  • John McKay

    This is one of the funniest things I've seen in ages!

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  • Siraj Sam

    dont forget bout the glasses

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  • pointlessfailure

    This cleared up a lot of things for me, not sure why it was on the Onion, I found it more informative than funny.

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  • MalwareAgent

    wtf is a whitely dressing? racist idiot

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  • Juan Acuna

    After this video I have been trying to get my dog to meow.

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  • Singh Jobim

    but the rooster says cock-a-doodle-do..

    there are things that even science will not resolve.

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  • Jamie Guo

    its so fucking bullshit but at the same time it reaches deep into your spiritualistic soul and addresses the sociological elements of everyday communication.

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