If Our Love Was an Outhouse. A funny love song by Bryant Oden

A funny Valentine's Day love song by Bryant Oden, who did "The Duck Song". iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-songdrops-collection-vol/id437025419
On the CD of 40 songs: "The Songdrops Collection, Vol. 2."
http://Songdrops.com
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Lyrics to the funny song "If Our Love Was an Outhouse"

If our love was some swamp gas, it would make a sweet sound
If our love was a skunk butt it would stay on the ground
If our love was a camel it wouldnt much spit
If our love was an outhouse, it would smell like a barbeque pit

I wrote this sweet love song special for you
Since I forgot your birthday its the least I could do

I love you as far as a turkey can fly
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim
I love you as deep as the doodoo Im in

If our love was a cockroach it could jump really high
If our love was a mushroom it would be a fungi
If our love was bread pudding it would hardly have mold
If our love was an outhouse, it would be made of gold

I wrote this sweet love song special for you
Next time Ill notice your brand new hair dew

If our love was a chicken it would have purty wings
If our love was a cowpie, it would make noses sing
If our love was a trash dump it would have no dead mice
If our love was an outhouse, it would have no horse flies

I wrote this sweet love song special for you
I think I Misspelled your name on my two new tattoos

I wrote this sweet love song special for you
Dont thank me just make me more cornbread and stew
Honey youre sweeter than bathtub mildew

If Our Love was an Outhouse- a funny song by Bryant Oden

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[DaddysPrincess148]

Im totally putting this link on facebook! ~.~ So everyone can subscribe to you! I have already subscribed and i hope you get more subscribers. Love Your Songs! Best Part, " I Love You As Deep As The DooDoo Im In" LMAO!!!!!! Keep makeing more video's please :) Your Awesome SongDrops, Or, Bryant Oden!

[songdrops]

@DaddysPrincess148 Thanks! ~Bryant

[DubbedCentral]

Thumbs up if you thought it would say "If our love was an outhouse it would smell like shit"

[coolvans23]

umm hilbilly much?:o

[FluffyPumpkinds00]

Cute and funny at the same time. x]

[kittykitt707]

ha! (OH MY)

[uninvited1974]

Awh

[jaydeth19]

wahaha its soo funny

[ninjataco88]

This song makes me want to forget my boyfriend's birthday on purpose so I have a reason to post it on his wall. Does that make me a bad person, or just a humorous one? XD

[SparkzFly12]

"i love you as far as turkeys can.fly"

Turkeys cant fly very far...

O_o well...

[ilovezombies131]

omg i have never lold so hard in my life!

[Msducttapelover12]

I loled the whole time!!!!!!!

[MzShuffleNava]

lol awww how cute -3 i love this song and the assumption song xD