God Left Me A Voicemail
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naa don't stone him
GET A SHOTGUN
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Imean im never going back srry typing error
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I pressed one six months ago and im never goingin love you jesus
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@Tom6093 Dude, shut up. I believe in God and I'm on the Creationists, but this guy is completely fucking hilarious.
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You're in Boca?? Let's go get drunk!! I'll buy the first round!
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@westside1love He who hath not sinned, cast the first stone. If you do not have a stone, use a coffee mug.... Unless you only have one, then I would suggest a wrench. God inspired me to let all of you know that, This year, He will be in Salt Lake City Sking for Christmas. New years eve, He will be making final preperation for Dec. 23rd 2012. In Virginia Beach. Please use your prayerMAX 5000 to reach him, as his regular cell prayer phone will be shut off due insufficient funds in his bank.
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@graysonTW also, even christian youtubers are doing it now. look up venomfangx or nephilimfree.
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@graysonTW there is no fault with that. the fault with religion comes from the religious trying to shove religion down other peoples throats, and then call them evil when they reject their ridiculous and outlandish claims. religion creates division among people. it sells you hope in return for blind obedience. so many people nowadays use religion just as a means to control people, all the christian con-men and televangelists and faith healers should make that obvious.
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@westside1love haha dude your late...
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@ibradabeast Hahaha. You obviously need to get your dick wet. Bit cranky are you?
You worked on the sabbath? Stone him!
westside1love 7 months ago 43
may the flying spaghetti monster touch you with his noodley appendage
musaf22 6 months ago 27