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Uploaded on Apr 21, 2006

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  • tx2vt

    tx2vt 1 year ago

    Even Jesus supported the separation of church and state.

    "Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's" Mark 12:17

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  • STUNTS1516

    STUNTS1516 1 year ago

    Chuck Norris pees sitting down.

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  • bijibadness

    bijibadness 4 weeks ago

    well, there goes every ounce of chuck norris' once flourishing modern fan base. look at that 'like' rating! damn dude, that's pretty rough.

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  • aPOTg

    aPOTg 2 months ago

    to brace himself. if he pee's standing up the force it comes out is so massive it sends him flying over russia in a giant fireball that everyone claims is a bolide.

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  • Alec470

    Alec470 3 months ago

    I feel sorry for americans...

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  • Thomas Emms

    Thomas Emms 4 months ago

    Yeah but in the end what does that book matter? It was written by a bunch of random dudes who knows to trust them?

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  • June28July

    June28July 4 months ago

    FUCK CHUCK! Don't even compare him to Ned Flanders! Ned Flanders is hilarious and lovable. Chuck's a creep!

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  • Patrick Bateman

    Patrick Bateman 4 months ago

    I fucking hate this faggot, he ruined the expendables 2 with it's pg 13 bullshit, fucking stupid dick sucking faggot.

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  • Phaedra Blyss

    Phaedra Blyss 5 months ago

    Ned Flanders is awesome. Chuck Norris is a dick. Did you see the episode where Ned and Marge almost hook up? Damn he is fine. If Ned Flanders is a bible (t)humper than I sure wish I was a bible. lol.

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  • ppatrick1a1

    ppatrick1a1 6 months ago

    DROP DEAD, CHUCK NORRIS. RELIGION IS LIKE A PENIS. It's fine to have one and it's fine to be proud of it, but please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around... and PLEASE don't try to shove it down my child's throat.

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  • poulmba

    poulmba 6 months ago

    WTF ?!??!

    Ok, I just lost everything for the fool...

    Bloody hell, I actually thought he had more in his head than that...

    Sad sad sad .....

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  • CaptainOlimar247

    CaptainOlimar247 7 months ago

    Chuck Norris's brain cells cure cancer, too bad he doesn't have any.

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