Internet dating isn't always the answer

Online dating has it's advantages and it's disadvantages.

http://www.JoshRimer.com

Dater - Josh Rimer
Courier - Andy Rimer
Director - Sarah Empey
Camera Operator - Damon Winters
Production Assistant - Kevin Currie
Makeup Artist - Tansy Lam

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Script:

Ok, let's see... Farmony.com

So I guess I have to click off some
options... umm... seeking romance?
Yup! Likes to talk long walks on
along the beach? You betcha!
Enjoys curling up on the couch.
For sure! Ok, let's see.

Ok, gotta narrow this down a bit
more. Hair length? Long and shaggy.
Gotta have something to hold on to!
(snorts). Ear size? Hmm... Big.
Nose temperature? Uh... cold. Ok,
now lets see where we're at.

Cripes, that's way too many to sort
through. Ok, let's see... Fashion
Style? Likes to wear a collar. No
wait... a choker. What
else... urinary preferences?
Uhh... squatting. Ok, that should
have narrowed it down a bit.

Ok, umm... what else... oh,
sexual preferences! Likes to be
lead around on a leash? Check!
Walks on all fours? Yes!
Doggy style? You bet! Into autofelatio?
Duh!

What? No matches? That's odd.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Sketch
• comedy
• silly
• funny
• random

[mastawu100]

I also thaught that SOMETHING with four legs would appear.Atthe end of the video my friend bet me 10 euros on what it would it be,and i said "a dog.of course".So that`s another fkn Justin Bieber cd less for me

[JoshRimer]

@mastawu100 lol, sorry about your loss ;-)

[Melliw1911]

Stop answering everything.

[JoshRimer]

@Melliw1911 lol - that's the first time I've heard that in over 4 years of putting up videos on YouTube. Everyone else loves that I actually respond to their comments!

[angelscanbeemo2]

at the end i thought a golden retiever was gunna show up o well

[JoshRimer]

@angelscanbeemo2 Exactly - I'm not that predictable. :-P

[JoshRimer]

@WhimsicalWolf well thanks! It's not often that someone says my comedy is high class. lol

[Shotgunryugan]

LOL! the face of the dude on the floor was priceless! 

[jordan1798]

i can has response? :D

[Naabsoul]

Holy fucking shit i was sure that was wilson from house ._.

[superconlan2000]

i thoght it was a fat lady!

[ReneeAmy1944]

lol, How did you do that?

[funnycreep]

his glasses, wow.

[xxjazzie98xx]

meh -_-