YouTube home Comedy Week on YouTube
Upload

Greatest Line Ever Against Democrats

Justin Bongard Justin Bongard·20 videos
158
701,384
Like     Dislike 344

Sign in to YouTube

Sign in with your Google Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to like Justin Bongard's video.

Sign in to YouTube

Sign in with your Google Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to dislike Justin Bongard's video.

Sign in to YouTube

Sign in with your Google Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to add Justin Bongard's video to your playlist.

Uploaded on Nov 5, 2006

Just watch the video

  • Category

  • License

    Standard YouTube License

Loading icon Loading...

Loading icon Loading...

Loading icon Loading...

The interactive transcript could not be loaded.

Loading icon Loading...

Loading icon Loading...

Ratings have been disabled for this video.
Rating is available when the video has been rented.
This feature is not available right now. Please try again later.

Top Comments

  • footstomp1

    Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and KillAllTheRednecks mom a prostitute?

    A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.

    · 8

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate footstomp1's comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate footstomp1's comment.
    in reply to 200mphz06 (Show the comment)
  • ironfist2libface

    Muslim Brotherhood and Obama: US Sends 450 Million Dollars in Aid to Egypt. The Obama administration announced its plan to transfer $450 million in cash to help Egypt’s new Muslim Brotherhood-dominated government cover its massive budget deficit, which is estimated somewhere between $12 billion and $23 billion. U.S. Representative Kay Granger (R-TX) immediately objected and threatened to prevent the dispersal of previously-appropriated funds claiming, “I am not convinced of the urgent need for

    · 6

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate ironfist2libface's comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate ironfist2libface's comment.

All Comments (3,745)

Sign in now to post a comment!
  • tjbajsfvr66

    That may be, but which side would I prefer? Yeah, I will stick with the right side

    ·

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate tjbajsfvr66's comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate tjbajsfvr66's comment.
    in reply to daledaddy1 (Show the comment)
  • tjbajsfvr66

    That may be, but which side would I prefer? Yeah, I will stick with the right side

    · 3

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate tjbajsfvr66's comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate tjbajsfvr66's comment.
    in reply to daledaddy1 (Show the comment)
  • daledaddy1

    Meanwhile rebublican presidents have yet to pass ANY welfare reform that works. Both parties have a vested interest in keeping the poor were they are. Just give them enough $ to keep them on thier ass. Stop bitching about politicians because they do not care about you. Sorry. Dems and Repubs are both crooked.

    ·

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate daledaddy1's comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate daledaddy1's comment.
    in reply to tjbajsfvr66 (Show the comment)
  • daledaddy1

    Wow. Straight from Fox news...way to think for yourself! Ha hahahah!!!! Republicans are crybaby rich christian bullies and Democrats are poor enabler pussies. Got it?

    ·

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate daledaddy1's comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate daledaddy1's comment.
    in reply to aheuss7 (Show the comment)
  • phoenixbornagain

    THIS JUST IN!! UNIONS ARE VIOLENT..

    Over 500 people "storm" private property, break windows and vandalize other property, wield baseball bats and crowbars, make death threats, and allegedly hold six guards hostage. Fifty law enforcement officers respond. U.S. Marshalls are placed on standby to enforce a related injunction issued by a federal judge.

    ·

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate phoenixbornagain's comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate phoenixbornagain's comment.
  • tjbajsfvr66

    Democrats try and sound like they are a sympathetic bunch by saying they want to "help" everyone. Meanwhile, they become dumbasses by playing Robin Hood and take the hard earned dollar and give it to people who sit on their asses and not do anything to help society. We are turning into a socialist state and that is not a good thing.

    ·

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate tjbajsfvr66's comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate tjbajsfvr66's comment.
  • footstomp1

    "Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You've made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now, it's MY fault.

    ·

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate footstomp1's comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate footstomp1's comment.
    in reply to aheuss7 (Show the comment)
  • footstomp1

    She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

    "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

    "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

    The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

    "I am," replied the balloonist. "But how did you know?"

    ·

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate footstomp1's comment.

    Sign in to YouTube

    Sign in with your YouTube Account (YouTube, Google+, Gmail, Orkut, Picasa, or Chrome) to rate footstomp1's comment.
    in reply to aheuss7 (Show the comment)
  • Loading comment...
Loading...
Loading...
Working...
Sign in to add this to Watch Later