"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder

Oh, my baby, my baby, she don't want me no more
Ever since she saw his poster in that record store
She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy
She says he's so sarn dysfunctional
And "Generation X"y
She likes his brooding angst
And his wild-eyed stare
Yeah, he's her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire

Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder
Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her
'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

Now, everytime I see him, well, he looks so grim
I guess it really must suck to be a rockstar like him
What a pain in the butt to have so much success
Spendin' all the time mopin' and avoidin' the press
But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor
Like he's some big tortured genius
And I'm some kinda wiener

Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
She's got a thing for that Eddie Vedder
Tell me what can he do that I can't do better
Now my baby's in love with...
I said, I said, I said
My baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
Head over heels for that Eddie Vedder
I can't believe it, now she's knittin' him a sweater
'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

I knew we were headin' for disaster
When she caught me hangin' out
At the Ticketmaster
Now she's got an unrequited adoration
For the frustrated
Agitated
Designated
Alienated
Spokesman for the disaffected Grunge generation

Well, I don't wear Doc Martens
And I don't wear flannel
And I don't boycott the music video channel
And I just can't compete
With all that money and fame
But I know two can play this kinda game
Yeah, let's jus see how jealous she'll get
When I start stalkin' Alanis Morissette

Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder
Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her
'Cause my baby's in love with...
I said, I said, I said
My baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
Why'd she have to fall for that Eddie Vedder?
If she wants to leave me, I guess I better let her
'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

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[RAWRxItzReggie]

I knew we were headin' for disaster

When she caught me hangin' out

At the Ticketmaster

HAHA!:D

[RAWRxItzReggie]

I LOVE Eddie Vedder :D <3

[SimuLord]

I've been a fan of Weird Al since his first album came out in 1983. I was in first grade. Didn't really get the jokes, I must've really liked accordions.

[blondekittyg]

Hahaha i love Eddie Vedder too

[comicuzinho]

stop sucking each other balls

[Enzo000000000]

@lkn4spaces - What? Weird Al rocks! I think you got me wrong.

My father showed me the "Smells like Nirvana" music video. That's how I got into him (Happy Tree Friends got me some help, too).

[lkn4spaces]

@Enzo000000000 you dont like weird al?

btw i own every record to date including the movie UHF on DVD laserdisc, and VHS. ive been a huge weird al fan longer than i can remember, my family has been fans since his underground stuff on the Dr. D show. LETS ALL GET DEMENTED!

[iloveyou2779]

haha

[Hjernespreng]

Weird al: Making Polka GOOD, no, AWESOME! 0_0

[Enzo000000000]

You're lucky for liking Weird Al.