Kidneystone (Arctic Monkeys Parody)

Lyrics:
The other day I went to the clinic,
For a pain that was in my side,
The doctor had a little poke at it,
and and on the cause he could not decide,
And he said, that it could all just be in my head,
I wasn't gonna die just yet,
and he asked me if I could describe my pain..

Sent me to see a consultant man,
To see if he could figure it,
Booked me in to have a body scan,
Before that he talked to me a bit,
Told him my health, meant I couldn't quite be myself,
But he said he couldn't help when I tol him that, I can't describe my pain..

He exascerbated all my groans,
The pain was so intense I hit the ground,
They helped me onto a Gurney,
Rolled to radiology..

Saw a woman in the waiting room,
And she'd come to lots of harm,
Aooked like someone had had her with a broom,
And she had a broken arm,
Didn't care, had an invisible enemy,
Looked at her and thought with envy,
I bet she knows the causes of her pain..

Ache, tell me where's your hiding place,
The agony's etched on my face,
and I've asked everyone,
The surgeons had a poke about, they think you're a phantom, Exascerbated all my groans,
The pain was so intense I hit the ground,
They helped me onto a Gurney,
Rolled to radiology..

[instrumental bit]

A doctor said "you've got a kidneystone,
Which explains every bit of this,
It's massive and it isn't on its own,
That's why it hurt when you took a piss",
Now they're out, pain is simply not a factor,
So I went back and told my doctor now,,
I can describe every pain I have..

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Arctic
• Monkeys
• Kidneystone
• Parody
• Cornerstone

[KajiDyei]

Lyrics please... i spanish and cant quite catch all you say

[chimichangas916]

@KajiDyei , están en la descripción:)

[samanamaness]

haha brilliant man :-D

could u tell me where u got the intrumental for this?

cheers bud x

[chimichangas916]

@samanamaness They have a ton of instrumentals on Spotify,, and i just recorded whilst playing it from there (:

[waddup2717]

why?

[chimichangas916]

@waddup2717 Why not? ;)

[comicbookwalls]

haha nice.

[friendofidiocy]

very nice! reminds me of the Amateur Transplants quite a bit :)

[tibreloaded]

MOAR!

[tibreloaded]

Which explains every bit of this,

It's massive and it isn't on its own,

That's why it hurt when you took a piss",

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[CamiDESTROYA]

Genius

[JamieCal505]

classic

[rachelathergreatest]

I cannot stop laughing, I'm dying.

[hejosvosv]

awesome dude :D

[DiCkRiChArDz]

congrats, you beat weird al to the punch. lol.

[Overnumerousness]

This is amazing. MORE PLEASE ;)