Literally Genesis 1

Join me in the first in a series of videos in which I take the advice of all of those Christian fundamentalists and read my bible - literally

You see if you are going to believe in the literal "truth" of the bible and take it literally then literally is the only way that we can read it.

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• bible
• genesis
• 1-27
• literal
• reading
• parody
• bible study
• Christian
• fundamentalist
• fundie

[ResiusOnline]

I hate religion, I hate Christianity, and I do not believe in god.

However, I like the tower of babel as a fiction for some reason. It's quite an interesting myth.

[paulchartley]

@ResiusOnline The stories make for fun reading if taken as fairy tales and fiction and in many cases form the basis of many popular literary devices with the mechanism of the stories being used in many popular works of literature and film.

It is also interesting to read around the myths to find out how they evolved over time and where they came from.

[JeremyDisturbed]

god loves cattle lol. its funny because im sure the bible does mention unicorns

[paulchartley]

@JeremyDisturbed Oh it does indeed mention unicorns which is something that a lot of Christians do not seem to realise.

The first few chapters of genesis seem to be littered with specific references to cattle.

[HURUHRA]

Excellent stuff sir- You have the wit of Dawkins and the sarcasm of George Carlin. What more could we ask for ?

[paulchartley]

@HURUHRA many thanks, I am glad you enjoyed it

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[AnnOyer7771]

I like a man who can appreciate good herb.

[aliendragon17]

This video is easily over 9000 times more hilarious with the subtitles transcribed, especially with Mr. Chartley's deep and serious tone. :D

[Brandt761]

@Brandt761 so, yeah, every time I read that "in the beginning" quote, I immediately think of the good news of Sid. Or Leonard Nimoy, as it were.

[Brandt761]

And finally there evolved a species known as Man and there appeared the first faint glimmers of Intelligence The fruits of intelligence were many: fire, tools and weapons the hunt, farming, and the sharing of food the family, the village and the tribe Now, it required but one more ingredient: A great Leader to unite the quarelling tribes to harness the power of the land to build a legacy that would stand the test of time: a CIVILIZATION!

[Brandt761]

Into this swirling maelstrom of Fire and Air and Water The first stirrings of life appeared: tiny organisms, cells, and amoeba clinging to tiny sheltered habitats But the seeds of life grew and strengthened and spread And diversified and prospered And soon, every continent and climate teemed with life And with life came instinct and specialization Natural selection Reptiles, dinosaur and mammals

[Brandt761]

In the beginning the earth was without form, and void

But the sun shone upon the sleeping earth

And deep inside the brittle crust, massive forces waited to be unleashed

The seas parted and great continents were formed

The continents shifted

Mountains arose

Earthquakes spawned massive tidal waves.

Volcanoes erupted and spewed forth fiery lava

And charged the atmosphere with strange gases

[julieification]

And in the last days scoffers will come....

[jrmyrook]

@thegoochieguy He said it was interesting. It is interesting.

[CristianApostol]

i need some herb