Charlie buys a flamingo Charlie combs all the hairs on his tennis court Charlie goes abroad Charlie gets to the shops and realises he's forgoten his little purse
the downside was the Inuits suffocated Charley panicked and fired the Inuits out into the eyes of Eric the crocodile. after a quick drink Charley stole his magic carpet and headed to Seattle Charley was racked with guilt,he killed 50 Inuits nobody needed that he decided to spend the rest of his life putting hairstyles on boots nuts trumpets and spanners
he poured him into an antique soup ladle and boarded his magic carpet. destination Alaska Eric decided to refreeze charlie but in his cold blooded reptilian haste he froze him into the shape of an hoover. charlie didn't care tho he just zoomed around the place sucking in Inuits the Inuits didn't mind they thought it was nice and warm in his nice pink belly and they refused to come out. Charley said "im cool with that" and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official
he's made from a million pieces of old bubblegum in the story of 1976 on the way home from an Alice cooper concert Charley started to melt on to the pavement , it was to hot in L.A and melted like a pink bitch. luckily there was Eric Philips a crocodile you dabbled in black magic he took pity on Charley and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slices
Charlie books i have read:
Charlie buys a flamingo Charlie combs all the hairs on his tennis court Charlie goes abroad Charlie gets to the shops and realises he's forgoten his little purse
Charlie chokes on his own legs
each one 10 times better than the last.
CONOFRAC 5 months ago
crap it the wrong way read it bottom comment to top
tjdabest90 1 year ago
the downside was the Inuits suffocated Charley panicked and fired the Inuits out into the eyes of Eric the crocodile. after a quick drink Charley stole his magic carpet and headed to Seattle Charley was racked with guilt,he killed 50 Inuits nobody needed that he decided to spend the rest of his life putting hairstyles on boots nuts trumpets and spanners
tjdabest90 1 year ago
he poured him into an antique soup ladle and boarded his magic carpet. destination Alaska Eric decided to refreeze charlie but in his cold blooded reptilian haste he froze him into the shape of an hoover. charlie didn't care tho he just zoomed around the place sucking in Inuits the Inuits didn't mind they thought it was nice and warm in his nice pink belly and they refused to come out. Charley said "im cool with that" and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official
tjdabest90 1 year ago
he's made from a million pieces of old bubblegum in the story of 1976 on the way home from an Alice cooper concert Charley started to melt on to the pavement , it was to hot in L.A and melted like a pink bitch. luckily there was Eric Philips a crocodile you dabbled in black magic he took pity on Charley and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slices
tjdabest90 1 year ago
that's the scribblings of a retard Vince
THE BOOSH SHALL NEVER DIE!!
spinytoad286 1 year ago
lol boosh is the best :-)
GWR4079 2 years ago