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Portal - Speed-Run | Final Boss and Credits

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Uploaded by on Oct 10, 2007

This is a speed-run of the final boss of Portal. It is my first speed-run, so don't be too expectant. Constructive criticism and suggestions are welcomed.

Ill be uploading more speed-runs as I go back and play my favorite parts, or the ones that take the most skill/timing and precision.

Lyrics to the song at the end:

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense in crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For all the people who are
still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As the burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

One last thing:

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE. (haha) FAT CHANCE
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.

PS: And believe me I am
still alive.
PPS: I'm doing Science and I'm
still alive.
PPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
still alive.

FINAL THOUGHT:
While you're dying I will be
still alive.

FINAL THOUGHT PS:
And when you're dead I will be
still alive.

STILL ALIVE
(STILL ALIVE)

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  • soz, but my speed run is 1:35 and thats after the clock starts^^

  • soz, but was your speedrun recorded on the day the game came out? Didn't think so.

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  • Nooo.. your seeing a hologram. everyone knows THE CAKE IS A LIE

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  • @supergogo911 YOU don't go into that room, a miscellaneous camera which you have no knowledge about go into that room, Chell, the main character never experiences cake, therefore cake is a lie. That camera which shows the cake is also a lie, And companion cube who says the cake is real, is not a lie, but the cake is still a lie.

  • @jkfremin spoiler....

  • The cake is a lie so have some pie. The pie is fake so have some cake.

  • This song is so calming even during the rock parts

  • Thumbs up if you sang along at the end

  • You could kill boss in 5 sec by using the turret trick...

  • @TheMultiEnabled my comment 4 months old ;p, anyways i played this game and im use to it now. love tf2 though

  • @shuttakid She's a robot..

  • the cake is true XD

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