Creationism is an Evil Conspiracy and a Lie

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This is a parody.
If you dont get it, then you clearly havent been involved long enough with the evolution vs. creationism debate.

Credit and Thanks:
I'd like to extend credit and thanks to all those that helped me with this video by suggesting questions on that thread on the LoR forums.
Here are the names in order of appearance in the video:
Dannypantsgm (1-3)
http://www.youtube.com/user/dannypantsgm

SchrodingersFinch (4-10)
http://www.youtube.com/user/SchrodingersFinch

King of NH (11-12)
Frore (13-18)
Joe (19-23)
WizardofCalculus (24-29)
Espi (30-32)

(The last four are mine.)


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[coolbionicle]

Number 10 is an epic win! "Father! Why have you abandoned me?!" If I remember correctly, that's what he said.

[Gnug215]

@coolbionicle Yes, if you think about it, it's actually kinda close to renouncing. Maybe I should have said that he converted on his deathbed. :)

[ytfmichaelxu]

I think Number 16 is actually true. The video is not remotely funny btw.

[Gnug215]

@ytfmichaelxu Ah well.

[austin123457]

I watched the video before reading the description. I Facepalmed throughout the ENTIRE video

[Gnug215]

@austin123457 Lol, well mission accomplished, I guess.

I'm sorry for your pain, though. ;)

[golem1180]

@KiprosPAO this is in response to a post of yours made 9 months ago... No our current theory isn't that the big bang was created by a collision of matter and antimatter, just to clear up, the big bang was NOT i repeat NOT an explosion but a rapid expansion of space and time. There is also still antimatter around just not the same amount as there is matter. And for the final kick-in-the-teeth scientists have made anti-hydrogen. Look this stuff up if you're going to use it.

[GoblinXXX]

@Strangerinasland Poseidon can breathe underwater.

[Strangerinasland]

Why doesn't God make itself not exist? Why won't God make a being more powerful than itself so it can see what it's like to be pushed around, lorded over & abused? Were God's parents abusive? Why didn't God make penises hide inside the body when not in use? Why can't God breathe underwater? Where did God learn how to make a universe? When God wakes, will we all disappear? How can God know it wasn't created by a higher power? How can that higher power know it wasn't created by a higher power?