I'm On A Boat - Deadliest Catch Edition

A Deadliest Catch parody of the Lonely Island song "I'm On A Boat".

This is a submission for the Smule "I Am T-Pain" App Contest.

Lyrics:
[Intro (T-Pain)]
(Shortayyyy) Aww damn
Get your nets ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place start swabbin' the deck (shorty, yeah)
But keep a weary eye for the comin' storm
We runnin this ship, let's go

[Chorus (T-Pain)]
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm Fishin' on a boat (Fishin' on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at me fishin' on a boat (boat, yeah)

[The Lonely Island (T-Pain)]
I'm on a boat landlubber take a look at me
Straight catchin' king crab on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat
You can't stop me landlubber cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick) As I catch A fish (fish)
We drinking red bull, so we don't sink the ship (ship)
I got my rain coat, and my thick galoshes
I'm catchin seafood, while discovery channel sit and watches

I'm draggin' crates on the bottom, catchin' fish and chips
So break out the malt vinegar and the tartar dip
But this ain't Long John's, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat landlubber, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and
I got my Hello Kitty floaties and my flask man




I'm catchin' king crabs, on a boat like no other
Just like I did, when I was with your mother
{This is a documentary, this show is REAL!!!}

Forget cans, I catch it fresh, landlubber (landlubber)
Forget forks, I'm usin hands, landlubber (landlubber)
I'm on the deck with my boys, landlubber (yeah)
This crab catchin' make dough, landlubber

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Throwin' crates off the the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna make it back to dutch harbor somehow (harbor somehow)
In the Bering Sea, anything is possible (yeah)

[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a show (lets go)
bout catchin' big crabs out on a boat (yeah)
Mike Rowe~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big load comin my way
Believe me when I say, we got it made

[Chorus]

[T-Pain]
Whoahhh
Sha-sha-shorty, shorty
Yeah yeah yeahhh

Category:

Comedy

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[MrOceanfisher]

i own a fishing boat!

[lebanon566]

Fuck that was sick u guys r fukn good shit I wish I was on a boat moths fuka

[lebanon566]

Yo fuk that video is sick man .... Fuk it was fukn crazy I luvd it u guys r good make anothr

[trinityxhope]

@kimberlyyx7 ME TOO!

[kimberlyyx7]

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[bcali52]

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[lmthrasher]

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[recycler1234]

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[recycler1234]

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[garfieldbcul]

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