unsuccessful ice cream guy

i tend to believe that these songs exist not to attract kids, but to give the driver a hope boost and a naive look on life when he's having a bad, non-productive day.

i guess facing the idea of bankruptcy, not having what to put on the table for your family to eat, having to borrow money from the mafia, not being able to pay, losing 3 fingers, then borrowing more money from another mafia, losing 2 more fingers and a kidney, trying to prostitute yourself, being told you're too ugly then beaten and unsuccessfully trying to commit suicide 3 times have never sounded so jolly and optimistic.

"everything will be alright in the end. and everyone will be eating ice-cream. all the time."

who writes these damn songs, anyway?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Ice
• Cream

[YetiSandvichVideos]

Lol. He's not going to make much money that way... JUST DRIVE RIGHT AT THEM AND THROW TEH ICECREAM IN TAIR FACESZ >_<

[27phillyflyers]

lololololololololololol