All Black's Haka (Good quality)

cool!

what a bunch of tools.

Sorry mate. Flat out here.

I understand.

It certainly is a taxing exercise staying ahead of the boys in blue.

Can say that again Bash.

Read the paper today?

Two South Australian police officers, in Melbourne for the Black Saturday bushfire recovery effort, sexually assaulted a woman seeking refuge from domestic violence, a court has heard. The 20-year-old woman had been placed in the hotel by a welfare group after fleeing domestic violence. Wilmott, 30, is charged with rape and indecent assault.
Westcott, 40, is charged with indecent assault.

No problem for this bloke tho..
A serial pervert who kisses and touches young boys in Sydney fast food restaurants while their mothers aren't looking remains at large.
Police launched a manhunt (LOL) after the man assaulted two boys in separate attacks on Saturday.
In the first incident, a mother and her two children entered a McDonald's restaurant in Sydney's inner west.
The man grabbed her four-year-old son's face, kissed him on the lips and then handed him a lollipop from his pocket.

Oh Basher.  Did it all get too real for you? Don't be shy. I'll have to start calling you bashful.

That is a very naughty my little island monkey.

I turn my back for one second and you scrawl this grafitti all over the place.

Bad island monkey! Very bad!

No more hangi for you.