Misogynistic Goodyear Tire Commercial

And when we get home (if you don't kill us), I want a blowjob and a sammich, whore.

How'd she get out of the kitchen?

(sarcasm) Oh no! Who would let their be-boobed meat slave drive a man's car when all she does is panic at the confusing outside world, awaiting death like a startled deer! But never fear! Goodyear is here, to make sure that the opposite sex will never endanger herself, your car, or others, by keeping the ditzy bitch baking shit and pooping babies by the basketful!

It's funny, because it's true.

The dishes had better have been done and the laundry folded before she left the house. Female drivers shouldn't even be allowed on the road for the safety of others.

I think that your screenname speaks for yourself.

My wife has a 6 foot chain attached to the kitchen sink and around her neck. So this women is obviously his mistress that picked him up at the airport.

@daredevillv

My wife sleeps with me in the kitchen, chained to the bed, so she never leaves my sight, forgetting her god-given duty as a reproducing, man-pleasing dinner-maker!

I'm a staunch feminist and all, but hot damn, I love misogynist humor.

Who was taking care of the kids while she was driving to the airport?

Seriously though.... guys pay higher insurance... go figure.

Paradoxical truism: Any time you start to generalize, you're almost certainly going to be wrong.