Learn Lojban Vocabulary - Bathroom

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Uploaded by on May 28, 2011

Where's the bathroom?! Ever been to a foreign country and found yourself unable to properly address the question of a bathroom's location to the local non-English speaking population? Think it could be any easier in Lojbanistan? Think again.

With this video however, there will be no need for such frustration on your next trip to the Land of Logic, as this question as well as the things one will find or need in a bathroom are expressed miraculously clearly for the first time in stunning MacBook microphone audio! You'll certainly get that promotion with your newly acquired Lojban Bathroom Vocabulary!

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  • Where is the bathroom=5 syllables

    .i ma stuzi lo vimku'a=8 syllables

    Is this kind of slowness in speech normal for lojban?

  • @ReasonGuysCopyright

    Որտեղ է զուգարանը: = 7 syllables.

    Πού είναι η τουαλέτα; = 8 syllables.

    화장실이 어디입니까? = 9 syllables.

    バスルームはどこですか? = 10 syllables.

    Different languages express different things in varying amounts of syllables. Sometimes Lojban is longer, but usually it is much shorter. Ex: probably = la'a, I'm happy = .ui, currently = ca, the event of = nu et cetera. Lojban is designed not to have the minimum amount of syllables as possible, but to be as unambiguous as possible.

  • @NegativeClock

    I suspect though, that ambiguity emerges as a product of time, as human interact with the language.

    People say stuff, using words, when they really are wanting to say something else.

    They do this to minimize potential social consequences.

    As people do this, they then begin to expect others to do this, and assume extra hidden meaning.

    This results in the blurring of word meaning.

    Why do you think lojban will be immune to this.

  • @ReasonGuysCopyright It's the ambiguity in language itself which is the "problem," and how can we be sure that grammatically everything we're saying is logical. For example, when I say "Jane eats meat or fish," does she only eat one of them or would she eat either of them? Lojban has different words for or and would have been more specific.

    As long as a population is educated they will preserve their language's traditions (despite the persistence of the masses) like proper spelling and grammar.

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  • @ReasonGuysCopyright Where is the loo only has 4 :)

  • Why you read it as if your were asslept?

  • @NegativeClock "As long as a population is educated they will preserve their language's traditions "

    Perhaps... though it's hard to deny how english has changed, I wonder how much standardized education has slowed said change.

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