Come to Fleet

A while back a few people suggested I made a 'Come to Fleet' film, and since then I've noticed I've had many a video view from the search, 'come to fleet' - even though there was no such video... So, I thought I'd better make it.

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Come to Fleet

Are you a fan of the asphalt perpendicular - do you like your roads so straight that don't you even need a steering wheel?

Come to Fleet, where the road network was obviously designed to encourage back-wheel clipping; great for failing your test.

Come to Fleet, because people say that it's so nice, and so long as they say that it can't be anything else

Voted as the best town in the UK, voted by whom I've no idea, but obviously someone...

Fleet, a town made for professionals and the middle-class, if you haven't got a job you can't enter, as there is no council estate. Ha ha - tough shit you chavs!!

Come to Fleet, because there are some shops.

If you like parking restrictions and evil traffic wardens you'll love Fleet. Look, you can't park here, ever!

There is a lovely twisting road on the way out of Fleet, it's a great drive. Sadly though, it brings you out in Aldershot.

Fleet: A town that doesn't really have anything that interesting, and doesn't deserve any complaining about, and that, is sort of what's wrong with the place.

Category:

Comedy

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• g4rdenspoon
• paint
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• town
• shit
• crap
• towns
• UK
• Fleet
• Hampshire

[MadMonkeyBoy08]

Haha. LOVE the comment about the chavs!

Great to see these videos back!

[g4rdenspoon]

@MadMonkeyBoy08 I will do more as and when I can get about.

[AS6VIDEO]

I am off to the travel agents to book my trip

[g4rdenspoon]

@AS6VIDEO Never seen tourists in Fleet

[ModerateMartian]

I've been to fleet once or twice, can't remember bugger all about it.

[g4rdenspoon]

@ModerateMartian I think it has that affect on most.

[trekliquid55]

It is a bit of a bland place, like this comment really. (Please don't like this comment)

[GriffinNary]

We do have a council estate! Moore Road/Lane? And Quetta Park isn't that far...

Snobsnobsnobsnobsnobsnobsnobsn­obsnobsnobsnob oh and I got a parking ticket from a Gurka too.

[g4rdenspoon]

@ZanmaruV2 Of which you have to drive out of Fleet to get to, weird that.

[g4rdenspoon]

@trekliquid55 Bland comments always get the thumbs up...

[g4rdenspoon]

@cestrianvlogger I've done better I'm sure. :)