Answering The Door Naked
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That's the best response to those door-to-door used-god salesmen I've heard yet.
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One time I answered the door for some Mormons in a full body Superman suit. They thought it was funny, but were otherwise unfazed. I invited them in. We actually had an interesting and thoughtful discussion.
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@mwtbdltr So, did you do it in the meantime?
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Fucking Hilarious.
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One of my neighbours actually did answer the door naked when some JWs knocked on his door, and he invited them in for an orgy with his wife. They ran away and never returned as far as I know.
I also know of someone who served them tea with salt in it.
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haha I had a similar experience last year. Jehovahs witness came and I answered it wearing a demon anime cosplay xD! they told me they liked the elf ears and laughed nervously..
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Loved the vid! I've always fantasized about answering the door to Mormon missionaries wrapped in a bath towel, inviting them in, then letting the towel slip a few times.
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used-god salesmen lolz XD
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its not a good tactic - some door to door salesman are gay - he might like what he see and invite himself in
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i am totally gonna do this and record the whole thing.... they say "hello my brother... uhmmm your naked" and id be like" oh shit maaaaaaan. i am totally naked maaaaan. im sorry i was sooo fucked up last night maaaan let me find some pants". put the pants by the door and bend down with my ass in the air hahaha... im gunna do it!
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this joke is just priceless lol
LOL that's hillarious!
TheEddyMetal 2 years ago
Thanks nephew of mine. I hope you get to come out to one of the shows soon. :D
klfly 2 years ago
5 stars! Atheists, kickin ass and takin names since 33 A.D.
This one and your 72 virgins are the best.
Loved the sexual predator twist, keep up the good work!
traviswinnie 2 years ago 3
Ah thanks.
klfly 2 years ago
right when I think I have your bit cornered you throw in the sexual predator. caught me off guard
Sandiegoenterprise 2 years ago
Well that is what you get for trying to corner my bit. I prefer my bits uncornered thank you very much. (Sorry, this is what happens when I've been watching the Marx Brothers.)
klfly 2 years ago