If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? (1971) - (Clip 1)

(From imdb description)
Based on the preachings of Reverend Estus W. Pirkle, this film warns what will happen to America if the citizens do not give up their depraved ways and turn to God and Jesus for salvation. Communist infiltrators, the "footmen", will pave the way for an all out invasion by weakening our will through TV, dance, rock music and alcohol. Once the invasion begins, the new Communist government will proceed to round up all Christians, and either execute them or force them to undergo re-education. Only by putting their faith in the bible where it belongs, says Rev. Pirkle, can America resist the coming Red Menace.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• If
• Footmen
• Tire
• You
• What
• Will
• Horses
• Do
• jesus
• anti
• communist
• religion
• decapitation
• martyrs
• b-movie
• Ron
• Ormond
• gore

[GREGORYABUTLER]

Sideburns commisar guy needs to get better sideburns AND learn how to speak with a russian accent!

[Nktalloth]

1:39

"EEEEEAAAARO"

Most coherent and sensible line in the clip.

[kentimusmaximus]

wow this is completely foolish and in no way represents communism but i would say it gives an acurate representation of how a boy would sacrifice himself for a foolish belief. he could have lived and came back later and done more good but instead decided to sacrifice himself for an imaginary character. But i am not a fan of communism either. i believe in a more balanced government. a capitalistic socialistic democratic republic sounds about perfect.

[moach]

@NihilistSlaker I question your assertion that communism has caused more damage than christianity. Even when discounting individual instances of harm, like angst some feel at the thought of being watched and judged every moment by a stearn and jealous god, or by all those who have been convinced they are going to hell for natural things like masturbation or being gay, I would still think that nearly two millenium more time to harm would put Chritianity ahead.

[moach]

Pure comic genius! And the music, where can I find those sultry tones? Five star performances all round.

[TommyJools]

@hank680 "Christianity is the bomb"? Are you one of those dudes that loves god AND is down with the kids? Eeeeheeeeheeee!!

[Demendred1605]

@NihilistSlacker

watch?v=FDfrrgqy_Eo

[Hank680]

Christianity is the bomb.There is nothing wrong being christian.Why don't u try it sometime u might like it.Instead of being a hater of God.

[NihilistSlacker]

@rokk51 You're the only one that seems to be smoking anything, conspiritard.

[NihilistSlacker]

@Hank680 So your mother believes that redneck soviet-nazis will take over the world and jaguar voiced women will walk the earth screeching at people with disapproval?

[NihilistSlacker]

@Demendred1605 I beg to differ. I propose that both are equally stupid but communism has caused more damage in the long run though both have done a great deal of good too (communists were responsible, arguable moreso than the U.S, for ending Hitler's reign).

[Demendred1605]

Christianity is stupid, communism is good, give up, give up!