How to pick up ASIAN CHICKS!!!

Ricky Chao shows Youtube how to pick up Asian Girls.

Disclaimer: Viewer assumes all responsibility for the use or misuse of these sentences. They may or may not be translated properly.

Editor: May or may not? They're completely wrong! This guy is a disgrace to Chinese people everywhere!

Disclaimer #2: Stop drinking the Haterade, start drinking the bubble-tea!

Editor: The sentences actually mean...

Disclaimer #3: Don't do it! I'm warning you...

Editor:
Wah! Lay ho fey ah! -- Wow! You're so fat!
Ai Yah! Ho Yeung Seuy Ah! -- Holy sh-t You're ugly!
Gnaw Mo Cheen, Mo Jeu Jeu! -- I have no money and no penis!
Lay Seung Mmm Seung Mun Gnaw Gaw See Fut Loong -- Would you like to smell my ---hole?

Disclaimer #4: You've ruined the joke... are you happy now?

Editor: And the last sentence means...

Disclaimer #5: *Jackie Chan kick to the editor's face*

Disclaimer #6: Pow! Mo'fucka!

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The theme Song for Ricky Chao is:
Spazzmatic Polka
Written, performed and produced by Kevin McCleod
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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• pyrobooby
• retard
• ricky
• chao
• peter
• asian
• chicks
• how
• to
• pick
• up
• sammi
• cheng
• chinese
• cantonese

[nicknktleung]

thumbs up if u understand wat he said in 1:58

[METALMANHK]

放心,一定唔到話比D鬼佬知~~

[TheSAEkid]

you are pretty smart to be called retardricky

[chillmantime]

man, he is teaching you the bad words that make you lost a chinese girl lol. but this guy is funny

[friensddogdog]

@DarShado123 lol idiot!!!

[bhbharris898]

@KanyeTroll ewww?

[KanyeTroll]

the way he sticks out his tongue like that, i want him to lick my pussy

[bbdragon060600]

lol you so funny!

[Apocules13]

God shut up! Dafuq did I just get myself into?

[1111111111629]

So funny can't stop watching