Rapping Jewsus: Yo! It's Easter!

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Yo it's Easter, Another Easter So shake a leg Go paint an egg Get off your keister Because it's Easter Another Easter And you don't wanna miss another do you meestah!

Yo I'm back! But for the 2nd time. Beat down by some people for committing some rhymes. But then my daddy swooped down with his big old hand Resurrected my ass for the promised land! Ain't you figured it out? Ya can't nail me down! 86 my ass and I'll be back around Them Romans ya know they strung my black ass up And ever since that day I've been the blood in your cup

And it's Easter! Another Easter So shake a leg go paint an egg Get off your keister Yeah it's Easter! Another Easter! And you don't want to miss another do ya meestah?

It was a Thursday night A towards the end of the week And I was plum tuckered out from spreadin' love to the meek When the homies and I (uh the apostles and crew) Sat down to break us some bread and share some sacrament brew Uh when my main man Judas asked "yo J you a hater?" I said "that ain't even close now sit back down at my Seder!" Oh but he wouldn't relent and so my goose was cooked! But it was all preordained, my flight was already booked!

And it's Easter! Another Easter So shake a leg go paint an egg Get off your keister Yeah it's Easter! Another Easter! And you don't want to miss another do ya meestah? And it's Easter! Another Easter So listen honey kiss a bunny Ask your priesta And it's Easter! Another Easter And you don't want to miss another do ya meestah?

Hey Jewsus! You must be pullin my leg! What does the story you told a hafta do with an egg? Or a cute little bunny sittin' there in the bush?
Justa eatin' some grass a while he's sunning his tush?" Simmer down my friend there's only one thing that's true The way she celebrates Easter might be different from you So go to church, eat an egg, or pet a bunny you meet And just remember one thing as you walk down the street:

Oh it's Easter! Another Easter So shake a leg go paint an egg Get off your keister Yeah it's Easter! Another Easter! And you don't want to miss another do ya meestah?

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[Athena Demos]

The original "Hare" Band! Love it.

[RappingJewsus]

Nice one, bunny wabbit...

[Mona Holmes]

The Bunny Band kills it! I have a whole new appreciation for Easter....

[RappingJewsus]

Well thank you CTGL. How could one not appreciate bunnies who rock?

[Vegas Jenkins]

Heaven, yes! This is the prime example of 'getting it'! If I'm gonna have a 'savior'..its this fun.

[RappingJewsus]

Consider yourself saved, son.

[primedog100]

i know two people named Jewsus, both cooler than jesus. one raps, and one is my friend

[turbofritz2]

Hahah awesome..

[Zachary Knight]

It's obviously blasphemous but I can't help watching and re watching the purple bunny and that sexy roman soldier

[Mona Holmes]

1 person clearly needs more bunnies in their life.

[RappingJewsus]

Why, that's a chicken, naturally. Next to bunnies, Jewsus sure loves chicken.

[pukafish]

Funny! Nice bunnies. Was that a dove or a chicken???