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Uploaded by on Oct 17, 2008

Are you a satanist? You may be one and not even know it. THIS IS A SATIRE!!!! Satanist, don't get your red silk panties in a wad. Don't act a fool and lecture me.

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  • how retarded.. just because satan's name is in the bible and we acknowledge his existence does not make us a follower ofsatan ...by the same logic a satanist would be a christian since he believes in Jesus.. also I can't say what powers God has or does not have but I know yours has none.. because if he did he would have stopped our replies on youtube.. Anton Lavey is dead so satan did not do much for him either.. this is just what happenes to people that fail in life .. I just delete replies

  • @loxleymendoza Satanist do not believe in Jesus. Your god created Satan. II Cor 4:4 says that Satan is the god of this world. All the con men who wrote the bible are dead too. How old are you? 10? 

  • well if you believe in satan , you believe in Jesus? Am I right? Bc what you are saying is that we believe in Jesus, we believe in satan, there fore you will also believe Jesus... bc satan too believed in the holy one. (;

    I'm sorry , but there is a piece of God that will always be with you.

    No matter what you do he is still with you.

    "If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first." John 15:18

    I love you though, I am here to live for him , because he died for me..

  • @PandaLubb Sorry to hear that your god died. Didn't think a god could die, aren't they supposed to be immortal? Reading the bible it seems the only sacrifice your god did was a very bad morning and early afternoon, only to pop right back up a couple days later to go rule the universe.

    The men who stormed the beaches of Normandy truly sacrificed, your Jesus guy, not so much. Reality bites.

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  • get that bible away from me before i burn the fucker

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  • god is not real dumbass christians we came from evoultion

  • Iuldn't stop laughfing, great work dude, and normandy, your right man

  • Since when did Jews believe in Satan?

    

  • OH but he really is even if you worship that puny fallen angel satan

  • @davidthomasmorton ain't the lord of me, love

  • yes I believe in satan . that God created him

    but I believe that Jesus Christ is Lord and will destroy satan and his by casting them into hell forever no matter what lies that fallen angel satan tells . satan detests satanists as much as he hates Christians , satan has no love

    JESUS CHRIST IS LORD OF ALL

  • Being a Satanist myself...I find this hilarious, and you do make a point too. We believe in Jesus...as the lying, cheating, and overall excretement of Christ we know him as today...as the enemy. Ave Satanas.

  • That is the stupidest thing I ever saw. You don't even know what believe means!

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