TV CARNAGE: SELF-DEFENSE DIRTY TRICKS

I think everyone should constantly attack everyone else. Why take any chances?

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[SilentHillAsylum83]

"We could go on forever and turn almost anything into a weapon."

Holy shit, well lets get crackin'.

[jctbay]

just throw your wallet and jewelry at them and i'll bet they leave you alone.

[Mangina9000]

If you throw food at me I will stab you. What the fuck kind of advice is that.

[Mrcherokee19]

ill bet that would work if your attacker is autistic.

[psmithphil]

@jctbay LOL, yeah, I'll bet a rapist would leave a girl alone if she threw him her wallet and jewelry. . . .

[jezzmoto]

I can just see change or food bouncing off some tough guys chest.

[lotmaakchos]

You wouldn't throw a car!

[Koog1e]

@SilentHillAsylum83 "We could go on forever and turn almost anything into a weapon.""

better not let the department of homeland insecurity know about that.

[NPRMc]

Who knew the loading dock at Staples would be so dangerous?

[deovision]

Looks more like pub fight tips lol

[joejoesmootube]

@mybuttitches yea, especially when he gets the cup of water in the face haha