80 year old shaolin monk doing gymnastics at the 2009 TCAAT Wushu tournament.

I shot this video of this aged monk doing contortions during the TCAAT Wushu tournament. Never caught his name, and sorry about the chair in the way. Very impressive, though.

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• Shaolin
• Monk
• Gymnastics
• 2009 TCAAT

[LMA629]

impressive for his age, but he's only stretching. there's not really any gymnastics in this.

[fiendin281]

This guy is going to live well past 100

[Kiba062]

My Granddad can do that too

[computermaster]

Not for an enlightened sage- they can even stop wet dreams!

[monkeytwineball]

@computermaster

Myth.

You know what happens to your semen when you 'injaculate'?

Go look at a diagram of the male reproductive system.

You're cutting off the urethra at the prostate gland, forcing semen into your bladder.

The bladder does not absorb complex molecules... it's full of ammonia.

In short, you're just peeing it out instead.

By the way, you could abstain from sex and masturbation, but it would eventually trigger nocturnal emissions. Ejaculation is a biological necessity.

[computermaster]

That's not true- all high level saints transmuted upwards and their testicles didn't explode!

[Flacksh0t]

@computermaster

yea till your balls will explode, cuz it has no way to go away

[computermaster]

Retained in the body and transmuted upwards- semen strengthes the entire system.

[emofaraway]

@computermaster could you explain youre comment to me.

i didnt understand it

[computermaster]

True- one who abstains from sex or masturbation gets a high- and it lasts when one gets old.