My Inner Life - Footnotes Pt. 1

But wait! There's more!

Stuff:
Cpt. Beefheart and his Magic Band, "Zig Zag Wanderer"
The Wicker Man (1973)
Nine Inch Nails, "Closer"
Jonathan Coulton, "W's Duty"
Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass, "Spanish Flea"
Super Mario World
Sexy Beast
homestarrunner.com, "Trogdor (CD Version)"
Zelda - The Wand of Gamelon
The Cardigans, "Lovefool"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• zelda
• jenna
• silverblade
• link
• nintendo
• legend
• ocarina
• jen
• fanfic
• dramatic
• reading
• fan
• fiction
• terrible
• awful
• horrible
• lucid
• dreams
• linksqueen
• mary
• sue

[GoldenLanternStudios]

GARGATH

I thought of Lady Gaga

[manwithoutabody]

@GoldenLanternStudios I'm very sorry. It wasn't intentional, I assure you.

[knightrebound]

Guess what I just finished doing?

I used a website to rip the dialogue from every single one of the My Inner Life episodes. I shall now put the monstrosity onto my MP3 player, and torture myself on the go. Only a couple more episodes before the collection is complete.

[manwithoutabody]

@knightrebound I'm flattered. Have fun!

[COWBOYSANDBEER]

Just wondering, are the footnote videos going to finish off this series for you? If so, is it okay if I could share with you and others what seems to be a parody/spinoff of this fic?

It's not from Jenna but another author, "VeryEvilBoy", but it seems like it could fit in with all the craziness that is "My Inner Life".

Just wondering if I should post the link here or PM it to you first.

If not, I fully understand if you are tired of this "story".

[manwithoutabody]

@COWBOYSANDBEER Go on ahead. It sounds like fun.

[nicoleb]

How does drinking your spouse's blood and urine prevent adultery? If anything, it would cause adultery.

[TheEspea]

The image of Brian Blessed totally made my night and compelled me to go watch some Black Adder after this.

[Kolbatsu]

why does a fanfic need footnotes, I mean a fanfic rides on the canon of the actual fiction. In fact people who are reading the fanfic would be familiar with the original canon. So there's no need. Seriously she added so many out of canon stuff it might as well be it's own book.

[SonicWolvelina99]

I just couldn't keep a straight face. xDD

[Tareltonlives]

She might as well have made her own story the way she rewrote the canon.

These notes are all pretty redundant

[Tareltonlives]

THAT'S NOT A CHAKRAM! A chakram is a circular knife or steel ring with the outer edge sharpened and THROWN like a frisbee. Native to India and has nothing to do with the medieval pseudo-European setting of the Zelda games . There is a similar weapon called the Wind and Fire wheels used only in close combat, but it is only used by some Chinese martial arts and takes decades of training to use.

*pantpantpant* Sorry. Historian here.

[Bauglir100]

Gaia? Oh come on! I think The Mushroom World (The planet where the Lands in the Mario series truly ARE set!) would be a more appropriate planet, considering all the crossovers that DO exist between the two series. This writer not only breaks the rules of this series, but possibly the Mario series as well. Seriously, check out Mariowiki, and look at all the evidence!

[RebornShadowV]

Ugh. Why couldn't she have just wrote all this IN THE STORY? I mean, that wouldn't make it any BETTER, but at least it would have been an improvement over all the other stupid filler and repetitive crap she wrote on and on about. You know, attempt to have some kind of plot.

Oh wait that's more like what someone who gives a shit about actual writing would do. Suethors need not apply such common sense.

Head, meet desk. Again and again and again.

[Bupupup1]

I think the point of this story was the "bonding ceremony" and everything else was an afterthought.

[Athils]

Waitaminute these are endnotes, not footnotes. Unless they were actually footnotes in the original format and it's just the way you organized it.