Tick Tick Tick Boom

Attention Earthlings, I have, how you say, a news flash. The planetary modulator is near completion and testing will commence in the future.

So, those of you who wish to survive can prepare your space craft now. Oh that's right, you do not have the capability for interstellar travel.

Shucks. Darn. I guess you'll be modulated with your planet. Your time is running out.

Oops, oh well.
Cigarette?

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News & Politics

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• news
• modulate
• Earth
• commentary
• analysis

[frio109]

QueenMummy. Bad news. I have not found any replacement parts for the three IBM 5100's John Titor the Time Traveler stole from EARTH MODULATOR 2012. I will keep searching. Frio, First Science Officer.

[zqueenbean]

I do not like delays.

[frio109]

QueenMummy, As you know it took me about 3 years to assemble the three IBM 5100's for EARTH MODULATOR 2012. I am hoping to buy these parts faster on EBAY. Frio, First Science Officer.

[zqueenbean]

Acquire the parts it is faster, and Mummy does like to get, how you say, freebies.

[frio109]

QueenMummy, Ebay freebies? I will search for them right away. Frio, First Science Officer.

[zqueenbean]

Well, after you locate them just pick them up... no need for all that bidding nonsense.

[zqueenbean]

WHEN?

[sugageek]

WHAT?

[frio109]

Starzship, I thought Area 51 was our parking garage? I have always used the valets at Area 51. Good service. Frio, First Science Officer.

[frio109]

ZQB, Please check my web page. I have edit the page, to add you. I want to make sure you approve. Frio, First Science Officer.