What It Means To Be From Maine

On its website, Poland Spring claims that "[They'd] love to hear your stories about Poland Spring, and post them on our web site!" We told them a story, and it was rejected.

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• Maine

[jackspratt98]

@hammer55292 MultiMilllionare my ass..... You my friend, have WAY too much time on your hands to be talking bad about the Life in Maine. You don't understand how important Maine is to each and everyone of us. We were raised here.... our parents were raised here.... our grandparents were raised here and so on. I agree that there are some crude people from Maine, but not all of us are like that.

[feehanfan100]

@hammer55292 Let me guess, you came to Maine and no one liked you? Jeez I can't imagine why with your sparkling personality. Its negative people like you that need to crawl back under whatever rock you came from. So sick of hearing your ranting on all the maine pages. You seem awfully obsessed with us for someone who dosent like us!!

[hammer55292]

@TheCalebray95 Whoa, I just found your name...CALEB!! OK, so you're a gay guy!!! LMAO!! Do the MAINAHS give you the courtesy of a Goddamned Reach-Around when they butt-blast ya'????

[hammer55292]

@TheCalebray95 Are you a man or a woman? Well, up there it's all the same, your women look like sumo wrestlers anyway. I bet you're a fat GUNT. I bet your ass smells, even for a MAINAH woman!! I'd like to piss in your mouth, then rub some of my garlic/onion combo shit in your face!!! HA!HA!HAH!! Yeah, that's what I think of you MAINTARDS!! LMAO!!

[TheCalebray95]

@hammer55292 hahaha. funny to watch you get so pissed. psycho bitch.

[hammer55292]

@TheCalebray95 I wish I knew where you lived so I could throw a gallon of fermented piss in your well. Taste Ol' Hammer's Urine Delight, you bitch!!

[TheCalebray95]

Yeah I am a douche when I wanna be. Especially toward a DUMB, BIG HEADED FUCKTARD like you!! hahahaa..... stay the fuck away you dumbass DOUCHE!

[hammer55292]

@TheCalebray95 I'd sure like to piss in YOUR water!!! You're the douche, not me you MAINAH bitch!! They just found VOTER FRAUD in MAINE!! It's all over the news!! First it was AYLA REYNOLDS, now it's VOTER FRAUD in MAINE!! Goddamn it, I knew you people were fucktards, now you've gone and proven it! You're FUCKTARDS up there, you're no goddamn good. You're bad people. There is something wrong with MAINAHS. I think it was a bad gene that has mutated amongst all of you BIG-HEADS!!

[TheCalebray95]

@hammer55292 wow 5 other people had bad experiences besides you.....5.......that's alot!!!! hahaha NOT. You probably had bad experiences here because YOUU were the one that probably came up, acted like an asshole that you are, and that's why nobody liked you. going by the way you talk, WHO WOULD WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND ANYWAY? you sound like a douche! you can stay in Mass or Connecticut, most likely where your from and complain online all you want. just don't come back.

[hammer55292]

Hey MAINAHS, killed any little girls lately, fucktards???

[hammer55292]

You MAINTARDS killed little AYLA Reynolds. You're all a bunch of fucktards in MAINE. It's no wonder I hate you. 

[hammer55292]

I would like to piss in all MAINAH'S water!! Here, drink my piss MAINTARDS!! You think you're getting away with fuckin' us over, well you're in for a rude awakening, asswipe mother-fuckers.