Dead Kennedys-Too Drunk To Fuck w/lyrics

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to fuck
You're to drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh

Category:

Music

Tags:

• dead
• kennedys
• too
• drunk
• to
• fuck

[explosivoification]

0 dislikes, because this is the fucking shit.

[Mr0range92]

@explosivoification dude. nice profile picture

[explosivoification]

@Mr0range92 Thanks, I think Dr Rockso is an amazing character.

[Mr0range92]

@explosivoification yeah, i love metalocalypse

[explosivoification]

@Mr0range92 Bleach is mostly water and people are mostly water, therfore people are bleach.

[jimjimtrains]

this one's deicated to bono's ego ^_______^

[OldSchoolChinny]

Lyrics? What lyrics?

[STABxYOUxRAWR]

2 people were too edge to fuck.

[nezichov]

Damn, wish I had not had that last beer. Cannot get the condom on now..... Great band.

[alexcamalus]

one more drunk before i get beer

[dini069]

i am dk!!!! lol

[nymetsrock]

You give me head

It makes it worse

Take out your fuckin' retainer

Put it in your purse

made me laugh

[lolwtfbbqlmaojk]

16 beers and too drunk to fuck? Pussy.

[LeBeastee]

@cdelarosachavez721 It happens to the best of us.

[cdelarosachavez721]

This is my first time ever listening to DK and I don't know what to think. I liked it, but it was also a little bit funny to me!! What guy would ever want to admit that he's too drunk to fuck? LOL!! But great band so far!!