Bride Of The Atom

ZTDvideos / Wha G'wan Productions Present's
RW -- The Last Punk Rokker
&
his new group of bucaneers...
In
BRIDE OF THE ATOM

Show business is often referred to as "the last frontier of Communism". Think about it. Performers are beholden to the common interests of a faceless collective who demand more for less. In the advent of technology, the ability of the artist to make massive profits has been destroyed. Artists, performers, midgets, musicians, jugglers, magicians, deejays -- everybody -- all of us -- we're all fucked now.
The result? I'm not going to bring out your hamburger and fries in a timely manner. I'm going to take cigarette breaks every 5 minutes. You've made me wait in a line, and I'm going to rest my aching dogs while your white ass salivates over that burger just sitting there, taunting you under the heat lamp. And I'm not going to bring it over to you until I'm good and ready.
That was the Soviet Union then and this is Hollywood now.
But even in the belly of despair, there is always hope. We know of a small town, north of Star City, in the woody fields of evil Mother Russia. The town, Gorchakovagrad, officially never existed. But we know it was there and we know how they danced. They danced around a fire created not by accidental nuclear disaster, but a fire fueled by their own desire -- a desire to once again be entertained. And to sell the entertainment at a high price so that they and their families might once again live as higher beings with swimming pools shaped like Mickey Mouse.
Gorchakovagrad made Ibiza look like Houston, made Vegas look like Newark. Men dressed as neon gods. Women dressed as lizards. Dancing was cutthroat, dangerous. Music was loud, sensual, sexual, brave, sexual and sexy. The deejays were Italian. Money changed hands. Fashion conquered all. The girls, though reptilian, were hot. They were sexy capitalist pigs that knew their way around a deck of turntables.....and they liked to fuck.
There were no iPods, no computers, no websites. No file sharing. No intentional neutering of America's teens. There was only 100% pure entertainment created by humans....for humans. And love.
This happened in the Soviet Union. And this will happen again today when RW releases his 10th film 'Bride of the Atom'.
Opening with the shameless and cowardly, but highly entertaining and delicious monologue on atomic themed science, RW is coming at you with all full force, hearkening back immediately to a very profitable time in his career, hoping that somehow an association will be made wherein the viewer might accidentally watch this film more times than he normally would have because he thinks he's getting The Killer Eyes From Outer Space.
From there the film moves into a back to back to back-to-back selection of extreme awesome acting nuggets, insisting that you hold this film tight and never let it go. There are no themes in Bride of the Atom. Only lots of great action sequences and aural delights. But we try to dress it up in glitter and neon along the way and that's why we talked about the Soviet Union a little bit.
Most importantly, Bride of the Atom, the new film by the last punk rokker himself RW and his new group of buccaneers, is a beacon of liberty in an ocean of communism. If you love America, you will watch this film. You are either with us or you are with David Cameron.
Bride of the Atom by RW will be released on ZTDvideos / Wha G'wan Productions on Feb 3rd worldwide. See the gang of bucaneers hittin' the walls and workin' the middle as it chugs out the new films such as THANKSGIVING, TALES OF TERROR 2 -- Revenge of the Anthropophagus Beast and the terrifying new film THE GHOUL GOES WEST.

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