Vasectomy Song

Voice animation of my niece and her husband singing "The Vasectomy" featuring their children. Song was written by Jesse Goldberg, Sue Fabisch and Bill Flowerree. It was sung by Kacey Jones and Jesse Goldberg. Check out Jesse's website at http://jessegoldberg.com/. You can purchase one of his CDs or download some of his music for free.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• vasectomy
• voice
• animation
• humor
• funny
• satire
• hillarious
• outrageous
• birth
• control
• children
• song
• sing
• singing
• CrazyTalk

[babykevinxoxo]

American men let their women pull them by their collar and they have a Vasectomies. Vasectomies don't work! You always have a chance to get her Knocked up even with a Vasectomy.

[HerBunk]

@babykevinxoxo As a means of birth control a vasectomy is statistically 99.98% effective. Chances of successful surgical reversal (should you change your mind) depend on how long between original surgery and reversal but in the worst case offer 70% chance of sperm return and 30% chance of pregnancy after reversal. Their are few safer and more convenient and effective ways of preventing an unwanted pregnancy. Thanks for your interest.

[babykevinxoxo]

@HerBunk after my ex cheated on me I don't trust anything. If a woman gets her tubes tied there is no chance period unless the doctor does a crappy job.

[HerBunk]

@babykevinxoxo A tubal ligation is approximately 99% effective in the first year following the procedure. In the following years the effectiveness may be reduced slightly since the fallopian tubes can, in some cases spontaneously reform or reconnect which can cause an unwanted (or surprise) pregnancy. The only way to be assured of 100% efectiveness would be for the male to get a vasectony and the female partner a tubal ligation.

[babykevinxoxo]

@HerBunk no a hysterectomy is 100% assured

[HerBunk]

@babykevinxoxo As is a prostatectomy for the male and of course abstinence works 100% of the time...

[angmarpar]

This is absolutely hysterical. We have a friend who is totally this guy, so scared.

[happyguy49]

this is just disturbing. i have to get drunk now. 2 stars.

[babykevinxoxo]

@HerBunk They can burn her tubes too

[HerBunk]

@Spaceshotx7 It's the music for an old Italian folk dance called the "Tarantella". Thanks for your interest.

[Spaceshotx7]

what music is the song the tune to?

[jd5602]

@eringrl101 A vasectomy CAN be reversed! My son-in-laws brother had his reversed and they had identical triplets! AND, in case you're wondering, they look just like daddy!