Chris Barnum KILLING it at XS

It was most definitely a memorable night!!! A night that will not be forgotten by server assistants and cocktail servers, old and new, and will be forever echoed into the history of Tryst and XS. Out of the blinding strobing lights and a blizzard of flying confetti came out an individual who went against all odds. An individual who had liquid courage flowing through his veins with nothing to lose. Armed with pride and foolish bravery, this individual looked fear into the eye and spat in it's face. I knew then that it was time...it was HIS time...to shine. It was up till now that the whispered tales of this dancing demon I've heard throughout the service wells has finally come to life in front of my very own eyes. His name was Chris Barnum. And there I was, alongside the undeniably handsome Jack Zimmerman, baring witness to the birth of AWESOMENESS!!! We stood there in awe as we watched Chris Barnum a.k.a Chris Blitz, attack the dance floor with the fierce aggression of a wild safari cat, but also with the style and finesse of a graceful swan. And then when I thought it was over...BOOM!!!...A dance off!!! My curiosity, coupled with anxiety, was desperately waiting to see who the victor would be. But it was clear who the real winner was. It was obvious. The challenger didn't stand a chance. Chris Barnum's moves were far more superior and like no other. UNEQUIVOCAL, UNMATCHED, UNBEATABLE, UNDEFEATED, UNORTHODOX. It was his own artform, crafted and mastered by him only. It was like watching poetry in motion. I stood there helpless as my eyes were fixated onto the epitome of GREATNESS!!! It was right then and there that I had an epiphany. I was convinced that dancing will never be the same.

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Comedy

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I hate peer pressure its a bitch

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