#26 - Me Reading Jokes

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Please note that these jokes are not written by me, they are from various sources.

For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10 speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd love to give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw Little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell mom you were pulling out. I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm sticking around here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no transportation."

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[MajinFrahma]

100% kick ass joke.

[tyuo9980]

HOLY SHT THIS IS THE BEST 1 YET LOL

[4thwatcher777]

I don't get it

[proskill9900]

LMAO

[godwar99]

LOL

[UnN4m3DD]

haha that was a pretty good one!

[Dewality]

Ahaha.

[Vnix]

lol

[PinkSilverWolf]

best joke i heard i so far

100% kick ass joke

[hootis8]

WOWOWOWOW Great

[wowlover37]

lol