Vivien St James ● If I Only Had A Snatch

♥ R.I.P. VIVIEN ♥
Vivien St James performing at Bar 362, St Kilda, Melbourne during Boxing Day 2008. A charming and delightful routine!

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♫LYRICS♫

If a surgeon used a clever to leave me with a beaver, my penis hed detach.

I could serve up quite a luncheon on my hairpie youd be muchin, if Id only had a snatch.

Oh, nothing could be finer, than to have my own vagina, I could catch me quite a catch!

Oh, Id be the perfect Venus if my arms would loose that penis, if I only had a snatch

Well you pay cash if you want to touch this gashsorryI hate to be so blunt, but you know a lady of the millennium has to be upfront, so no cash, no cunt.

It would cost a lot of money, but let me tell you tell you honey, Im gonna get the tits to match. (Why not, Ill be on the table its cheaper?)

For all the money Id be earning with the tricks I could be turning if I only had that snatch!

But my crotch begins to itch and then to twitch, getting neutered like a dog can really be a bitch.

A snippety, snippety, stitch. Why is that all white transsexuals look Barbara Eden?

Should I substitute erections with the chance of yeast infections, with no ovaries to hatch?

A hole thats wet and hairy? Id have two thats kind of scary! If I got myself that snatch.

And what if I felt nothin with tits of silicone stuffin and what if they didnt match?

Oh they could sag like weeping willows and Id be stuck with dirty pillows if I got myself that snatch! (Theyre all gonna laugh at me!)

Oh I am what I am, and Ive never even seen a bearded clam, so the first vagina that Id ever taste would be below my own waist!

For lady juices oozin, my manhood Id be loosin this idea Ill have to scratch!

So Ill just keep right on tucking, use my booty for the fucking If... I... only... had ... a.

Ding dong, Ill keep my schlong, my big and long and manly schlong!

Yes, Im going to keep my manly schlong!!!

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[Airrizzon]

I've seen many performers both live and on youtube perform this song. While I'll always have a soft spot for my local performers, Viven did a phenomenal job on this number! RIP, I wish I had gotten the chance to see you live because you were a diva.

[Whirrrlpoool]

The Wizard will help him!

[utubewhore00]

Ive meet VIVEN a few times. And let me tell you she is as beautiful to the eyes as she is to the heart R.I.P God Melbourne , Australia really miss you you were out diamond in the rock xoxox u can find her videos n pic all on face book viven st james I recommend to anyone

[shikishinobi]

Does anyone know where I can find a copy of these lyrics? Or a place to download this song? It is driving me up the wall to try and find either.

[mikah6928]

I made some wigs for VIVIEN my only regret was to never getting to meet her in person. forever missed beautiful goddess

[ozimate]

There'll never be another Viv... you are an icon. A legend. A Supreme. You'll never be forgotten.

[belindadarlington]

R.I,P Viv we love you so much x x

[driedcheese]

That seemed to go forever. Slightly disturbing.