Por Lan Par 捧卵葩 Carry "balls" 呵脬捧卵

Stereo version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTYKdEpegBA&fmt=18
《生命之歌 - 词曲：郑智仁》
脬 卵 脬 卵 脬 卵脬 卵脬
卵脬 卵脬 卵脬 卵脬 卵

卵脬是一个好所在， 福气通人知
不怕寒，不怕热，不怕风雨大

卵脬是一个好所在， 勇气通人知
男子汉，无所碍，勇气做阵行

卵脬是一个好所在， 充满欢喜代
卵脬是一个好所在， 给咱们将来

卵脬 卵 给咱们将来
卵脬 卵脬 卵脬 卵脬 卵 卵脬 卵


Cast:
1. Chief Justice Chan Sek Keong
2. Justice Belinda Ang
3. Former Justice Lai Kew Chai
4. Chua Lee Hoong, political editor of Straits Times
5. Oon Jin Teik, CEO of Singapore Sports Council (SSC)
6. Ho Peng Kee, Senior Minister of State for Law and Home Affairs

1。 陈锡强首席大法官
2。 洪素燕大法官
3。 黎嘉才大法官
4。 蔡丽芬 - 海峡时报政治部编辑
5。 温仁德 - 新加坡体育理事会总裁
6。 何炳基 - 律政部兼内政部高级政务部长


此录像乃国民教育，是本人特为有意移民或刚移民到新加坡的前中国人制作的。目前，每年有数万新加坡人移民海外。他们身在曹营心在汉，与新加坡政府的关系有如罢工工友与无良­老板之间的拉锯战，试图以移民（罢工）为筹码，来与政府谈判政治空间（工作条件）。诸位中国人本可置身事外，隔山观虎斗。却偏要插一手，来当新移民（老板请来替代罢工工友­的新员工）。请问那些罢工工友们能不生气吗？既然如此，在被本土新加坡人辱骂排挤时，就怨不得人了。你们不是遭池鱼之殃。你们是刻意选择加入战局，欣然接受新加坡政府策划­的"大输血"行动，来取代其"叛乱"的子民。显而易见的，这是场政治战。你们不是旁观者。你们不仅老远地跑来参与，且已公然表明支持其中一方（不支持，又怎会放弃中国公民­身份，来成为新加坡的新移民？）只不过，你们在助纣为虐前，还是先来点公民教育吧，免得被本土新加坡人排挤时，还莫名其妙！呵呵！

This is an educational orientation video, aimed at introducing Singapore to new foreign students studying in Singapore and pupils holding Singapore permanent resident (SPR) cards in primary schools, secondary schools (including the Independent Schools (IS) and those in the Integrated Programme (IP)), junior colleges (JC) and the polytechnics. It is especially recommended for viewing after the Primary School Leaving Examination (PSLE), or the two Semestral Assessments (SA1 and SA2), or the two Continual Assessments (CA1 and CA2), where there are ample time for some Civics and Moral Education (CME). The importance of National Education (NE) cannot be overemphasized, as the Ministry of Education (MOE) has emphasized many times. Students of the National University of Singapore (NUS), Nanyang Technological University (NTU) and Singapore Management University (SMU) should also view this video, especially if they are under various MOE or Public Service Comission (PSC) scholarships or the edusave scheme.

Foreign Talents (FT) and other not-so-talented foreigners working at Fusionpolis, Biopolis and the other "polis" of various A*STAR organisations may be interested to infuse themselves with some knowledge of Singapore too.

Majulah Singapura!
Let us all shine for Singapore!
May Singapore always be 晴空万里！

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[rambo12352]

these PAP politician appear in this video have done a great job getting spore to what it is today. We all love the PAP deeply and those assisting the PAP , our salute to you for the great job done. what the opposition did in this video will need to see a urologist to get their ball out but however for wendyneo , you have no balls , dont worry , the urologist will get some other thing out from your body

[wendyneo]

@rambo12352

The PAP politicians who appeared in this video were NOT the "old guards". They are new politicians who had NOT done any job getting sg to what it is today. You are a ball-carrier just like that dog in the video. Pathetic.

Sg was already at the pinnacle of South East Asia when the Brits left. with wide roads and tip-top infrastructure, not a fishing village as your master has painted in sch textbook.

[wendyneo]

Sg's subsequent rise is due to the hard work of our forefathers (who are now clearing plates at hawker centres at 80 years old, thanks to ungrateful running dogs like you who support pap.)

PAP of the past has "old guards" such as Ong Pang Boon, Toh Chin Chye, Ong Eng Guan, Hon Sui Sen etc. Post 1990, LKY runs a 1-man show in PAP resulting in Sg's downfall. But pathetic running dogs like you are still living in the past.

[wendyneo]

Our salutes are to our grandparents who had worked hard to bring Sg to what it is today. Our disgusts are to ungrateful running dogs like you, who support the abandonment of our grandparents in Johor Bahru. You will be old one day too, doggy!

You do not need to see an urologist to teach you how to carry balls. You are already doing that pretty well. Did you get juicy bones from your master, like those ball-carriers in this video got?

[wendyneo]

In case you are wondering why anyone would compose a song like this, and get it sung by a choir with full symphony accompaniment in a concert hall, well, the songwriter is a taiwanese urologist who specialises in andrology! This is his way of singing praise to the male organ that he treats. lol

[moonlightaffairs]

this is a nice song! good music!

[adonisasia]

字幕有好笑到 XD

[thinkpadgamer]

this song is too 'profound' for most.

Pleez Explain.

[studentrebel]

He is praising his own lan par!

Hey! Why not have one for "chee bye"?

I understand its the counterpart of the female organ if I am right!

Do females have organs?

Some clarification would be most appreciative.

[ngshiying]

Hahahahaahaha!