Chris Crocker Unpublished -- Leave Britney Spears Alone!

The true Chris Crocker, never exposed before!

..... Breaking News ......

Mrs. Croocker, a schizo "woman", decides to go on a cruise. Somewhere in the Spears Sea, the ship goes down and Mrs. Croocker is shipwrecked on a small island. During three nights, she's alone and terrified, when a huge male gorilla jumps out of the bush and drags her back to his cave. During three weeks, he keeps her captive, raping her mercilessly day and night.

Finally, bloody and barely conscious, she's rescued by a search party who flies her by helicopter to a hospital in Britneyland. It's weeks before she's even able to speak again. Six months later, she's well enough to travel and returns to youtube.

Her friends come to see her.

"So, Chris, tell us. After such an ordeal, how are you?"

"How should I be?" she asks. "He doesn't call. He doesn't write..."

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Chris
• Crocker
• Live
• Crying
• Britney
• Spears
• Fan
• unpublished
• unedited
• gimme
• more

[uummmmmmm]

lol what hell is that creature?!

[runs619house]

she hasnt performed on stage because we all think she sucks ass

[12Wojtek12]

schwuuuuchtelsss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!



[iHeartMusic411]

wat r u on!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[ellahjane11]

dude its not funny!!

[fatboy00137]

thats a dude if y'all dint know

[CookieJunkie69]

woooooooooooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[naruto3286]

hahahahahahahahaha

[itamar125]

lolololololololololo roflcopter

[historicbloke]

I twalt i saw a puddy tat!

[narutonamizake]

i hope he gets hit by a fuckin ice cream truck

[seenybeany]

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